LOL! Resourceful.
I’m thinking some of the notes from parents aren’t any better. Bogus parent notes are an art which has been mastered by myriads of students, since there was writing.
I wonder if she used the frying pan down the back of her pants, like my wife said she used to do when she knew she was in trouble when her dad got home. Her other trick was to put on some glasses on ask her dad if he was going to hit a woman wearing glasses. I ‘ll add that neither of these ever worked, even though they were clever attempts.