I wonder if she used the frying pan down the back of her pants, like my wife said she used to do when she knew she was in trouble when her dad got home. Her other trick was to put on some glasses on ask her dad if he was going to hit a woman wearing glasses. I ‘ll add that neither of these ever worked, even though they were clever attempts.
...wonder if she used the frying pan down the back of her pants,...
A frying pan??? And the parents didn’t notice?
I found a 10¢ DC Superman or Action Comics strategically and covertly placed between the pants and the butt worked just fine. Still have all the golden age comic books too...
“I wonder if she used the frying pan down the back of her pants,”
Ha! That brings back early memories of my sister and me stuffing golden books in our pajama bottoms for the same reason. Couldn’t have been much over four.