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In short time, somebody will post a pic of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
But only if you first ...
Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don’t know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.
O.K. everybody!
Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
(O.K. everybody on this!)
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
(Let ‘em hear you outside!)
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
(Everybody sing!)
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don’t know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.
(Ladies only)
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
(Now the men)
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
(Everybody)
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Go into a closet and suck eggs.
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—Steve Martin
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“Nice guys finish last” — but don’t let that stop you...
Be kind, caring and respectful, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
I certainly want those in my friends. But not my president.
In times of security those are adjectives many people want in a president.
This year people seem to prefer adjectives related to kicking ISIS butt, sending illegals home, and telling China to suck an egg.
I can do that after I win the war.
But thanks, the war is not over yet and I am not giving ground with weenie-ism.
Snakes are still on the prowl. I do not like snakes.
As a fellow FReeper, I do care about you. So in the kindest and most respectful way I can, I am telling you that this is by far the worst thread post every made.
One of the first thing one must consider when trying to be successful is whether or not one's criteria are relevant to who you are now and current to your present situation. They also must be compatible with one's desired future.