With that said, bring on the silliness....
Posted on 04/08/2016 6:04:56 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
I can haz top 30?
Well, TOP 25 is better than none!!
I always look forward to Friday’s so I can come here to the silliness thread and find something to lighten things up...Let’s not forget that humor is an important part of who we are as Americans...don’t let them steal this from us...
Yes, indeed, I need some silliness today. *sigh*
Italian Chocolate
An Italian and an Irishman entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Irishman stole three chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the Irishman said to the Italian, “Man I’m the best thief. I stole three chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.”
The Italian, replied “Let’s go back to the shop and I’ll show you something better!”
So they went to the counter and the Italian said to the shopkeeper, “Do you want to see magic?”
The shopkeeper replied, “Yes.”
The Italian said, “Give me one chocolate bar.”
The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
The Italian asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. Then he asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked, “But where’s the magic?”
The Italian replied, “Check in my friend’s pocket, and you’ll find all three bars of chocolate.”
Let someone else cook you dinner tonight.
Have a drink. Lighten up!
.....but dont play in traffic or you may have to rebuild your tranny.
Love Don Cherry! Thank you for that post!!!!
Top 34?
In 1969, people figured out how to walk on the moon. In 2016, people cannot figure out which bathroom to use. What a country!
What NY values?
Little Italy values?
Little Korea values?
Chinatown values?
DUMBO values?
TriBeCa values?
SoHo values?
NoHo values?
Flushing values?
Park Slope values?
Astoria values?
Staten Island values?
Harlem values?
Bronx values?
Oh, you mean those hoity-toity- we know everything values?
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Once upon a time the OFST could get to hundreds and hundreds of posts. One of the reasons was I had my priorities more straight. I used to post to OFST instead of working. I’ll get back to you on that one.
The other reason was when people found things like funny jokes or funny gifs they would post them one at a time with some time in between and others would comment or find similar.
So, with that little bit of encouragement (wait, I’m not encouraging you to slack off at work) maybe we can get to 200 today?
OK, another reason is often I’m laughing until noon at what Lucky kicked us off with, but that’s no excuse...
What idiots. Proving Cruz’ excellent point, over and over and over and over.
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