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Donald Trump is Broke, His Dog has Fleas, and His Grass Needs Cutting!
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Posted on 02/19/2016 11:38:13 AM PST by xzins
It is true.
Every word.
I swear it on a stack of national geographics.
Donald Trump doesn't have a dime to his name. If he wanted a gumball at the dime store, he'd have to take out a loan.
His dog has the worst kind of fleas. The living kind. The poor thing lays down on his side, his leg flies as he gouges fleas.
Donald's grass would make Toro send in a biblical plague of locusts.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: donald; itstrueitsdamntrue; trump
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To: xzins
Not confirmed yet, but a 6 year old who lives in my house told me he was a poopy-head.
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posted on
02/19/2016 12:19:41 PM PST
by
FunkyZero
(... I've got a Grand Piano to prop up my mortal remains)
To: IronJack
In the girl’s rack.....hmmmmmm
War on women indeed.
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posted on
02/19/2016 12:20:02 PM PST
by
xzins
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To: FunkyZero
When the 6 year olds go to the level of poopy head, then you know that impeachment is just around the corner
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posted on
02/19/2016 12:20:55 PM PST
by
xzins
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To: xzins
...and when did he stop beating his sons & having orgies with Ivana, Ivanka & Melania?? :P
84
posted on
02/19/2016 12:23:43 PM PST
by
ResisTyr
("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God " ~Thomas Jefferson)
To: arl295
No, he built a wall around it.
85
posted on
02/19/2016 12:23:54 PM PST
by
PJBankard
(It is the spirit of the men who leads that gains the victory. - Gen. George Patton)
To: xzins
Donald Trump squeezes the toothpaste tube in the middle AND leaves the cap off.
86
posted on
02/19/2016 12:24:41 PM PST
by
r_barton
(We the People of the United States...)
To: xzins
Donald Trump has bad hair, funny faces and a weird voice. When people attack him—he fight’s back. These are all things worth watching. Maybe commenting on. Life is short.
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posted on
02/19/2016 12:25:03 PM PST
by
ckilmer
(q)
To: ResisTyr
Have you noticed that the boys are like: Eric, Donald,
And the girls are like: Sri Lanka, Ivanka,
You’ve really got to worry about that baby girl name book.
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posted on
02/19/2016 12:25:51 PM PST
by
xzins
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To: r_barton
Donald Trump picks his nose and wipes the boogers on other peoples shirts.
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posted on
02/19/2016 12:25:54 PM PST
by
PJBankard
(It is the spirit of the men who leads that gains the victory. - Gen. George Patton)
To: PJBankard
I saw him eat pizza with a fork.
To: xzins
I heard Trump doesn’t wash or sanitize his hands after taking a poo.
91
posted on
02/19/2016 12:27:51 PM PST
by
PJBankard
(It is the spirit of the men who leads that gains the victory. - Gen. George Patton)
To: xzins
When DID Donald stop beating his wife?
Huh?
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posted on
02/19/2016 12:29:04 PM PST
by
Uncle Miltie
(Make America Grate Again!)
To: xzins
He backs his jet into the parking place.
93
posted on
02/19/2016 12:30:01 PM PST
by
r_barton
(We the People of the United States...)
To: xzins
He smashes mailboxes with a baseball bat from his limo.
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posted on
02/19/2016 12:31:03 PM PST
by
PJBankard
(It is the spirit of the men who leads that gains the victory. - Gen. George Patton)
To: xzins
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posted on
02/19/2016 12:31:15 PM PST
by
brivette
(Elmer Bogus.)
To: r_barton
He continues to double-dip his potato chips too - yeech!
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posted on
02/19/2016 12:32:40 PM PST
by
SelmaLee
To: SelmaLee
He continues to double-dip his potato chips too - yeech! 
97
posted on
02/19/2016 12:33:27 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: xzins
To: xzins
He walks behind fat people and plays the tuba.
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posted on
02/19/2016 12:35:04 PM PST
by
PJBankard
(It is the spirit of the men who leads that gains the victory. - Gen. George Patton)
To: r_barton
100
posted on
02/19/2016 12:35:44 PM PST
by
combat_boots
(The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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