Dating site launches for Bernie Sanders lovers

thehill.com ^ | Feb. 17, 2016 | Tim Devaney

[PROCON]

Bernie Sanders supporters are launching their very own dating site.

Fans of the Democratic presidential candidate who are hoping to "Feel the Bern" of love can head over to BernieSingles.com. "Do you love Bernie? Do you need a lover?" the dating site asks.

This comes after Tinder briefly banned two Sanders supporters from the popular dating app earlier this month because they were accused of harassing dozens of other members with pro-Sanders messages.

[Army Air Corps]

I think of two Sanders supporters going on a first date, and all I can imagine is them fighting over the check — fighting to have the other one pay, that is.

They both are probably broke, and will feel so exploited if they have to pay for the other one, or probably even for their own meal and drinks.

Nah. Remember, these are Sanders supporters, so they'll dine and dash. The restaurant owner is just a greedy capitalist exploiter, so he can afford to "give" 'em a meal.

[I want the USA back]

So both of them will be dependent on the government for their monthly check? both will never have worked a day in their lives? both will be failures and blame it on other people?
What a way to start a relationship.

[nickcarraway]

My father was an African king. If you send me $5000USD before our first date. We can transfer my father’s inheritance into your account we can get married and live happily ever after and help defeat the Wall Street.

[windsorknot]

“Bum” Sanders is a bernin’ hunk of love.

[cincinnati65]

I can only imagine how disillusioned these poor youngsters will be when they find out that Hillary stole the nomination through super delegates.

[Army Air Corps]

Ping...or not.

[Yaelle]

A great place to let your date know you ain’t payin for BUPKIS.

[nascarnation]

If she doesn't choke to death before the convention...

[Army Air Corps]

This will be the place for people who are too cheap to look for dates on Craig’s List.

[Dr. Sivana]

I wonder what the FAQs for such a site would be?

1. Who pays for the birth-control?

Duh. The Government!

[Responsibility2nd]

A Bernie Sanders Date Site?

Is one of the questions; “Do you often fantasize about raping your date?”

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[nascarnation]

More like
“do you often fantasize about living the Life of Julia?”

[dfwgator]

The only two options are: “I’m a Male Looking for a Male” and “I’m a Womyn Looking for a Womyn.”

[dsrtsage]

Can a completely selfish self absorbed narcissus date another completely selfish self absorbed narcissus?

[Mike Darancette]

Dating Site Motto: “The odds are good, but the goods are odd”.

Women are hairy like badgers.

[Army Air Corps]

Is one of the questions; "Do you often fantasize about raping your date?"

"All the time, baby!"

[jimmygrace]

A good place to find some gullible females!

[Army Air Corps]

Women are hairy like badgers.

Only millionaires and billionaires can afford to shave regularly. Have you seen the price of razors? We're gonna break Big Razor!

[redfreedom]

The sick just keep getting sicker.

Next there will be a dating site for those wanting to marry Hillary lookalikes, complete with a hacking cough, shrill voice and shady past (and present).