Posted on 02/12/2016 4:45:22 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Hey baby are you a broom? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet!
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. 
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
What's your favorite silverware?..because I like to spoon!
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you ask Thomas Paine, he'll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Chemists do it on the table periodically.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
I'm not being obtuse but you're acute girl.
If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
You're sweeter than 3.14
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You're lookin' sharp, so let's go back to my flat and get natural.
You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!
IBTP
Woohoo
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber
In before 10!
Top Ten Bump.
Good Morning!
It’s so cold...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice boobs.
You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
Excuse me Miss, does this rag smell like chloroform.
Car keys. They weren’t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car’s ignition. He’s afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:
“I left my keys in the car and it’s been stolen.”
There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice.”Are you kidding me?” he barked, “I dropped you off!”
Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.”
He retorted,
“I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn’t steal your damn car!”
My name is George. I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.
Top 20!!
Happy Frigday!! d:^)
YOU GUYS WANNA HANG OUT?!
I go to Walgreen’s and Walmart and you post the Silliness!!!
TOP SOMETHING! AGAIN!
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