Dead Woman, 2 Live Monkeys Found in Florida Motel Room: Police

ktla ^

[BenLurkin]

Authorities discovered the Capuchin monkeys in crates, the North Port police said in a statement.

Police identified the woman as Linda Marie Smith, 59, of Arcadia, Florida. She was found Friday at a Budget Inn in North Port

"There was no obvious signs of trauma to Smith’s body," police said. "The cause of death is undetermined at this point. The medical examiner will soon conduct an autopsy."

An incoherent man, who was in the room with her, received medical attention and was undergoing questioning.

[a fool in paradise]

Something has to balance out the 100+ Trump and Cruz articles that are being posted every day.

[mumblypeg]

So you’re saying threads like this really stune your beeber?
Unnnngghh!
(Signed)
-noob

[dfwgator]

2 Live Monkeys

I figured they were a rap act like "2 Live Crew".

[a fool in paradise]

Is 2 Live Monkeys a Flo-ridian rappity hippity hop band?

[a fool in paradise]

GMTA

[Resettozero]

So you're saying threads like this really stune your beeber? Unnnngghh! (Signed) -noob

I saw this thread right after complaining on the placenta-pizza thread and was on a good roll of griping. Like I said previously, shouldn't have posted a complaint; should've just kept my thought to myself.

Carry on.

[Darksheare]

Monkey assassins.

[woofie]

I would lead with the man. thus:

“Incoherent Man, Two Live Monkeys, a Dead Woman. and Seven Krispy Kreme Donuts Found in Apartment”

[EQAndyBuzz]

“It must have been quite the act. “

“And what are you called? “The Aristocrats!”

[shibumi]

"What is this? A Warren Zevon song?"

Nope.
It's a blogger's convention.

[KarlInOhio]

I expect this will be in Dana Loesch's "Florida Man" segment.

[Tax-chick]

Could this be a new Undead Thread? It has live monkeys and an incoherent man.

[moose07]

I'm sold.
Two Bloaters and a room full of monkeys....sounds kind of familiar. :)

[moose07]

“Come-on, who among us haven't taken 2 monkeys into a motel room?”

As there haven’t been any replies to your question for the last six hours, i’m feeling kind of deprived.
Is it a common thing to do, to take “2 monkeys into a motel room”?
:D

[Tax-chick]

Two Bloaters and a room full of monkeys....sounds kind of familiar.

You've been to Mexico?

[SamAdams76]

They say that if you put a thousand monkeys in a room with typewriters and let them type randomly for a million years, eventually one of them will randomly type out the works of Shakespeare.

Sorry, but I'm not buying that one.

In fact, I bet you wouldn't even get one chapter of a Stephen King novel.

[moose07]

Yep, in ‘98.
A lot nicer than i was expecting.

[Tax-chick]

Gosh, I should think so! Mexico has had an incredibly bad press the last couple of decades, with some justification. I have a lot of Mexican friends, and there’s no possible confusion about why they left Michoacán or Acapulco.

[PROCON]

Is it a common thing to do, to take “2 monkeys into a motel room”?

:D

Well, I was 21 and pretty drunk at the time, it coulda' been 3 monkeys :-)

[RansomOttawa]

Dead Woman, 2 Live Monkeys Found in Florida Motel Room: Police

If you put 2 Live Monkeys in front of a typewriter, will they eventually bang out an obscene rap song?