Dead Woman, 2 Live Monkeys Found in Florida Motel Room: Police

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[BenLurkin]

Authorities discovered the Capuchin monkeys in crates, the North Port police said in a statement.

Police identified the woman as Linda Marie Smith, 59, of Arcadia, Florida. She was found Friday at a Budget Inn in North Port

"There was no obvious signs of trauma to Smith’s body," police said. "The cause of death is undetermined at this point. The medical examiner will soon conduct an autopsy."

An incoherent man, who was in the room with her, received medical attention and was undergoing questioning.

[Resettozero]

Should we do nothing but fight about the presidential campaign?

Is that the only option for FR?

[RckyRaCoCo]

Did they have a li-cense for the minky?

[kabar]

Check for Bill Clinton’s fingerprints.

[Pollster1]

I think I saw that movie.

I'm sure I saw that movie more than once . . .

. . . or twice.

[PGR88]

Must have been quite a party

[dfwgator]

[Koracan]

the continuation of irrelevant news entertainment to 'plug in' advertising.
or worse, distract you from important things,
In other news
....Cat loves you 5.0 times less then Dog...
....Teenager takes Selfie on pyramid
....a man walks down the street, shoe laces missing...mystery

[Red Badger]

This is true. Had it not been for the monkeys, this wouldn’t have even made the
Local evening news........

[Calvin Locke]

I aint goin in there without level IV containment!

Yep. And where are the other 10 monkeys?

[isom35]

speaking of crap, I bet the monkeys were flinging it like nobobody’s business. Those walls will be caked with poop.

[r_barton]

Must have been some party.

[Celtic Conservative]

They didn’t see or hear any evil, either.

CC

[Behind Liberal Lines]

What is this? A Warren Zevon song?

[Larry Lucido]

“Room service? I asked for a double cappuccinO!”

[Calvin Locke]

There’s always Philo Gubb, a correspondence school detective. And paper hanger when the gumshoe business is slow.

[cripplecreek]

Speak no evil is missing and foul play is suspected.

[VanDeKoik]

[PROCON]

Come-on, who among us haven't taken 2 monkeys into a motel room?

Anyone?

Anyone?

[BenLurkin]

awesome

[Ezekiel]

Eh, consider the source - a 2005 sign-up.

Gotta figure this one would have imploded at the original banter around here.

Remember the thread about the topless lawnmower? Or Dr. Raoul’s witty thread about Barnie Frank? That he was “Sofa King we Todd did?”

Ah, the good old days. Maybe this soul is a reincarnation from the old peanut gallery. We had them back then as well.

;-)