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Dead Woman, 2 Live Monkeys Found in Florida Motel Room: Police
ktla ^
Posted on 01/31/2016 8:54:14 AM PST by BenLurkin
Authorities discovered the Capuchin monkeys in crates, the North Port police said in a statement.
Police identified the woman as Linda Marie Smith, 59, of Arcadia, Florida. She was found Friday at a Budget Inn in North Port
"There was no obvious signs of trauma to Smithâs body," police said. "The cause of death is undetermined at this point. The medical examiner will soon conduct an autopsy."
An incoherent man, who was in the room with her, received medical attention and was undergoing questioning.
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posted on
01/31/2016 8:54:14 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Shouldn’t the headline read, “Dead Woman, Two Live Monkeys, and Incoherent Man Found” etc.?
As it stands, the obvious interpretation is that ONLY a dead woman and two live monkeys were found.
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posted on
01/31/2016 8:55:58 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Government employees are the single most important Democrat interest group."~Kevin Williamson)
To: BenLurkin
Sounds like it WAS her circus.
To: savedbygrace
Sounds like it WAS her circus. It must have been quite the act.
To: BenLurkin
Now this is a strange case!
Call Charlie Chan....or Sherlock Holmes.
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posted on
01/31/2016 8:57:40 AM PST
by
Bobalu
(I told you so!)
To: BenLurkin
Dead person and live monkeys in the room?
I aint goin in there without level IV containment!
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posted on
01/31/2016 8:58:02 AM PST
by
Delta 21
(Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
To: Tax-chick
Could be that finding incoherent people isn’t exactly news in Florida.
/ducking
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posted on
01/31/2016 8:58:10 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
This is a VERY small town on Highway 17 in mid-central FL... a few flat miles north where the land slopes down to the central Everglades. Worked a few months just north of there in Bowling Green FL.
Hint: The local N-S highway is the “Cracker highway” - gives you an idea of the region. Pretty rural, cattle and orchards and phosphate mining. Alligators, mosquitoes, bugs.
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posted on
01/31/2016 8:59:36 AM PST
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: BenLurkin
Monkey business is suspected.
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posted on
01/31/2016 8:59:52 AM PST
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: BenLurkin
As always, Florida continues to excel at producing news with major WTF factor.
10
posted on
01/31/2016 9:00:29 AM PST
by
dinodino
To: Tax-chick
This kinda stuff happens aeverday here........
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posted on
01/31/2016 9:00:29 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
To: Bobalu
Or Philo Vance
12
posted on
01/31/2016 9:00:33 AM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! I reallyRead it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: BenLurkin
Gotta be some really GOOD reason why crap like this is being posted on FR still.
To: BenLurkin
Point to you. The dead woman isn’t that unusual, either ... but if they’d mentioned only the monkeys, people might have thought it was an animal-welfare story.
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posted on
01/31/2016 9:00:47 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Government employees are the single most important Democrat interest group."~Kevin Williamson)
To: Resettozero
Should we do nothing but fight about the presidential campaign?
15
posted on
01/31/2016 9:02:00 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Government employees are the single most important Democrat interest group."~Kevin Williamson)
To: BenLurkin
And the monkeys ain’t talkin.
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posted on
01/31/2016 9:03:51 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
To: Pearls Before Swine
If this was in the newspaper 40 years ago, I’d have to blame Led Zeppelin or The Who.
Another party gone sour. Oops!
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posted on
01/31/2016 9:05:53 AM PST
by
Snark
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
01/31/2016 9:06:40 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
01/31/2016 9:06:40 AM PST
by
txhurl
(I'm NO LONGER with the Nasty Canadian '16 (well, unless he wins ;)))
To: cripplecreek
I wonder if they also found a barrel in the room.
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posted on
01/31/2016 9:07:37 AM PST
by
kabar
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