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To: BenLurkin

Shouldn’t the headline read, “Dead Woman, Two Live Monkeys, and Incoherent Man Found” etc.?

As it stands, the obvious interpretation is that ONLY a dead woman and two live monkeys were found.


2 posted on 01/31/2016 8:55:58 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Government employees are the single most important Democrat interest group."~Kevin Williamson)
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To: Tax-chick

Could be that finding incoherent people isn’t exactly news in Florida.

/ducking


7 posted on 01/31/2016 8:58:10 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Tax-chick

This kinda stuff happens aeverday here........


11 posted on 01/31/2016 9:00:29 AM PST by Red Badger (READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
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To: Tax-chick

Hangover IV ?


52 posted on 01/31/2016 10:05:04 AM PST by onona (Where are you tonight, my sweet Marie)
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To: Tax-chick

I would lead with the man. thus:

“Incoherent Man, Two Live Monkeys, a Dead Woman. and Seven Krispy Kreme Donuts Found in Apartment”


68 posted on 01/31/2016 11:05:42 AM PST by woofie
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To: Tax-chick

What happened to the other 10?


86 posted on 01/31/2016 6:29:40 PM PST by NonValueAdded (In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act)
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