[virgil283]

1. Shes a self-proclaimed Drama Queen . Beware of women who not only proclaim themselves to be Drama Queens, but also revel in the role

2. You cant stand any of her friends.

3. She says ALL her exes are jerks.

4. Shes a flake. Its hard to trust someone who flakes out on you all the time. Watch to see if your gal follows through on her commitments in all aspects of her life. If shes a flake with her employer, friends, and family, chances are she’s going to be a flake with you.

5. She treats waiters like crap. You can glean important information about a person from the way they treat strangers, especially those in a 'server' role like a waiter,

6. She expects to be treated like a princess. When one person comes into a relationship with a sense of entitlement and expectation that his or her needs should always come before the other person’s,

7. You argue all the time.

8. She gets angry or guilts you when you want to spend time with your friends. A good woman will actually encourage you to spend time with the guys, understanding that it’s good for your overall well-being, which is ultimately good for your relationship too.

9. She never apologizes or takes responsibility for bad behavior. Psychologists call the ability to recognize and take responsibility for bad behavior conscientiousness, and its an important attribute in maintaining a healthy relationship.

10. She has a bad relationship with her family. As the relationship gets more serious, you ll likely meet her parents and family. Watch how she interacts with them.

11. Shes not flexible. Marriage and relationship experts have found that flexibility — the ability to go with the flow and adapt to changing circumstances

12. You dont share any core values or life goals.

13. Shes violent.

14. Shes stingy with the appreciation. If your girlfriend rarely notices and thanks you for the nice things you do, such stinginess will eventually run your ship of love onto the rocks.

I ran into 10. and 13. with one girl. She was rude to her Mom in front of me and then looked at me and grinned. Then one night hauled off and slapped me over nothing... Wow was I ready get rid of her...

[Mouton]

and if she does not move over to unlock your car door, drop here, she is selfish (see Bronx Tale for details).

[TigerClaws]

15. Is overly psycho about her pet. You’ll be stuck with the toy dog in your face for years to come.

I get along with women from other countries for dating. Give it a shot!

GO TRUMP!

[squarebarb]

this is really excellent sauce for the goose.

[MrB]

She revels in the “overly attached girlfriend” role... :)

[rockrr]

Wife #2 hit on all 14 LOL

[SIDENET]

16.) She’s the town bicycle.

[vetvetdoug]

IOW, a narcissist. Another tell is botox and breast augmentation. I used to think that breast augmentation wasn't a sign but over the years it has proved a strong tell.

[discostu]

10 is very dependent on the family. My wife has a bad relationship with her family because they suck. She does manage to have a better relationship with them that I do, I hate them, she merely dislikes them.

[TexasCajun]

15. Wants to dress you.

16. Wants to change facial hair. (grow or remove)

[Retain Mike]

It seems that Hillary hit most of those points

[Jim Noble]

If, on a first or second date, she brings up her meds -

1) Wait five minutes.
2) Excuse yourself to go to the men’s room.
3) Crawl out the window.
4) Run home.
5) Change the name on the mailbox.
6) Take your phone off the hook until the number can be changed.
7) Don’t go out for three months in your neighborhood.

Take it from one who knows...

[Ken H]

15. Her name wasn’t always Caitlyn.

[frankenMonkey]

18: Show off her tats in her mugshot.

[When do we get liberated?]

Add one important lesson I learned. If all of her boyfriends physically abused her, I will put money on it she is the first one to throw a punch, and the first one to call the cops.

[shotgun]

she has horses

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Your dog is laying there dead next to a half eaten pork chop.

[PGR88]

Back in college, I dated a girl twice - and she then sent me 14 Valentine’s day cards - starting Feb. 1, all the way to Feb. 14

It freaked me out. I had to leave the country for a while.

[DCBryan1]

1) She has red hair
2) She has a hyphenated last name,
3) She studied liberal arts
4) She owns more cats than TVs
5) She voted for Obama
6) Thinks guns are bad
7) Thinks sex is icky
8) Dated Lazamataz, even once.
9) Visits DU
10) Doesn't go to church
11) Doesn't believe in God
12) Doesn't like BBQ, Trucks, baseball, or beer
13) Can't support herself
14) Doesn't like/want kids
15) Watches any TV show on Life, BET, Women networks.

[DBrow]

“I can’t meet you at Michael’s Pub because it’s within 1000 feet of 2015 Paseo Robles Street.”

Her mom and grandma are single moms.

[kidd]

1. She’s a liberal with a conservative father
2. She has an unusually close relationship with a female friend.
3. She has been fired from a job for lying.
4. She sets up her own computer server in her house to do work
5. You catch her erasing the words “Top Secret” from her work documents
6. When a co-worker who is in trouble calls her for help and she refuses
7. She blames things on YouTube videos.
8. You find a stack of company billing records in her home.
9. Her co-workers die from mysterious circumstances.