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[ShadowAce]

Woohoo!! Friday!!!

[WesG]

Wow.... Top 5 again...

[Dacula]

Top .....

I’m here

[upchuck]

Somewhere near the top...

Subject: Chicken or egg

I just ordered a chicken and an egg off the Internet.

I'll let you know which one comes first...

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A priest carrying a rabbit, a rabbi dressed as a woman, a horse, a giraffe and a drunk midget walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

The giraffe says, "Ignore him, guys. The Highballs are on me."

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Borrowed from coachisright.com

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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. - Winston Churchill

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How to stop time: KISS
How to travel in time: READ
How to escape time: MUSIC
How to feel time: WRITE
How to waste time: SOCIAL MEDIA

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From an email: You can say a lot of things about President Obama but you have to give him credit for one thing:

The man took office less than 7 yrs ago and in that time he has managed to take a country that was in poor economic condition, a country that was weak and tired of wars, a country that had lost the respect of a significant part of the international community and single-handedly re-established its position as one of the most influential, prosperous and powerful countries in the world …

Now, if he could just help the United States the same way he helped Iran.

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Beer quotes:

"If all you had to look forward to was sleeping with Lady Bird you'd stay drunk too."
Lyndon B. Johnson

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Paul Horning

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
H. L. Mencken

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry

"Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!"
W. C. Fields

"Remember 'I' before 'E,' except in Budweiser."
Professor Irwin Corey

"To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!"
Leo Durocher

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[King Moonracer]

Top 10

[dayglored]

TOP 15 ?!?!?

[Rummyfan]

TOP TWENTY!!!!!!!

Have a good weekend All!!!!

[Liberty Valance]

Top 20?

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

Every once in a while I still receive one of these emails, or some version. Back in the day before email, they called these the Nigerian scam. Some con artist uses a ‘Nigerian’ bank to scam.

So, the last time I received the email, I responded with something close to this: Dear Sir or Madame, in order to assure that all in this case is entirely on the up & up, please place $5,000 in gold bullion in a FedEx package and ship it to me ASAP. Once I have verified that the gold is really real, I will consider interacting more.”

The fool actually responded to the above with:

“I know understand you.”

I responded with: “No Kidding Dick Tracy.”

[CopperTop]

Top 20?!?

[ArGee]

[neefer]

[TADSLOS]

In before these guys show up.

[Baynative]

[relentlessly]

Obama Logic.....

Don't judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics - but judge the actions of ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics.

Got it.

Thanks for clearing that up, Obama.

[martin_fierro]

IT'S A ROMCOM