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Muh Cuhffmfff...!
12/24/2015 | From the Laz A. Mataz Household

Posted on 12/24/2015 9:42:49 AM PST by Lazamataz

I shall wish everyone a very Merry Christmas, but since I have a mouth full of cookies at the moment.... Muh Cuhffmfff!!


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To: Lazamataz

Don’t we owe you a Halfy Hanukkah too?


41 posted on 12/24/2015 10:05:26 AM PST by To Hell With Poverty (All freedom must be transported in bottles of 3 oz or less. - Freeper relictele)
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To: Lazamataz

tkns


42 posted on 12/24/2015 10:05:37 AM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: Lazamataz

Oh, gosh pffnt bufftrff crumbs! Whatever you do, do NOT laugh or inhale suddenly or you’ll be wheezing pffnt bufftrff crumbs from now through Cuhffmfff.

And a very Muh Cuhffmfff from here!!


43 posted on 12/24/2015 10:06:21 AM PST by locountry1dr (Political correctness kills)
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To: Lazamataz

Merry Christmas, Laz.


44 posted on 12/24/2015 10:07:35 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I'm fed up.)
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To: Lazamataz
I have a mouth full of cookies at the moment.

Hmm.

Trust but verify.

45 posted on 12/24/2015 10:09:02 AM PST by humblegunner (NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
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To: Lazamataz

Shame on you for talking with your mouthful. Also hitting on all those young lovelies. Merry Christmas


46 posted on 12/24/2015 10:10:04 AM PST by CPT Clay (Hillary: Julius and Ethal Rosenberg were electrocuted for selling classified info.)
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To: Lazamataz

All real JewBoys and JewGals like Christmas so back at you! We like Chanaukah too so are are trying to take over (hijack) the December world in a Kwanzaa like way/////

Its all good except for those dumb enough to go for false prophets Muhammad


47 posted on 12/24/2015 10:10:25 AM PST by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: Lazamataz

Merry Christmas!

Just poured boiling hot fudge into buttered pans. Should be set in 6 hours. BYOM.


48 posted on 12/24/2015 10:11:43 AM PST by FourPeas (Tone matters.)
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To: leaning conservative

‘’...that would be buggy riding, crop raising Amish...’’

Oh; those Amish. I thought you might mean the Amish sect that flies planes into tall buildings. I always get them mixed up.


49 posted on 12/24/2015 10:12:40 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (TDS: Hating Trump more than loving America.)
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To: Larry Lucido; Old Sarge; Fiddlstix
that's a trip down memory lane. Good times.

Reply #1 is still one of the best ever.

50 posted on 12/24/2015 10:13:46 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (Trump/Cruz 2016 or the other way around.)
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To: IllumiNaughtyByNature; Old Sarge; Fiddlstix; Lazamataz

All yr bsfe rrr blong twus.


51 posted on 12/24/2015 10:17:47 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: dennisw

Speaking of....

Wife and I have always kept a Menorah during Christmas season. Have no idea why. It just “feels” right.

Also feel like we aren’t doing justice by it.

Any suggestions?


52 posted on 12/24/2015 10:18:20 AM PST by papertyger (-/\/\/\-)
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To: Larry Lucido
AYBABTU!

53 posted on 12/24/2015 10:24:15 AM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! I reallyRead it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Lazamataz

I keep rallying for peanut butter cookies at church and coming up empty. Mrs. BCC supplied thankfully!


54 posted on 12/24/2015 10:26:49 AM PST by Blue Collar Christian (Ready for Teddy, Cruz that is.)
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To: Lazamataz
My holiday treat to eat is Baklava - no way to eat it without honey being all over my hands - do not care, Baklava is the honey of the gods. I am not eating it now as honey would be all over computer keys.

Merry Christmas, Laz, I love you.

55 posted on 12/24/2015 10:32:50 AM PST by Marcella (CRUZ (Prepping can save your life today))
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To: Lazamataz

I’m diabetic so I’m eating sausage and cheese but, thanks for the thought.
Do you like Pickled Herring in sour cream sauce?
It goes good with chocolate.
(My Norksky father in laws opinion)


56 posted on 12/24/2015 10:43:45 AM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
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To: Lazamataz

Stop! You’ll spoil your appetite for dinner!


57 posted on 12/24/2015 10:44:37 AM PST by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Lazamataz
Sacrilege! How dare you! Especially if you said it while eating bacon cookies. You're not supposed to say Merry Christmas through a mouthful of unclean animals, or so I'm sure one Freeper I keep running into would be sure to tell us.

But, otherwise, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you as well, Laz!

Also... Happy New Year's, too! Yup, there's a difference. :-)

58 posted on 12/24/2015 10:45:35 AM PST by LibWhacker
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To: Lazamataz

LOL! You really got me with that one! My weird sense of humor is validated.


59 posted on 12/24/2015 10:46:22 AM PST by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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To: Lazamataz
Right back at you Bro!


60 posted on 12/24/2015 10:49:07 AM PST by Manic_Episode (GOP = The Whig Party)
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