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Looks like Tkilla might not?
1 posted on 12/06/2015 5:55:12 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

Ma, I’m healthy!


2 posted on 12/06/2015 5:58:21 PM PST by Insigne123 (It is the soldier, not the community organizer, who gives us freedom of the press)
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To: Rebelbase

I am 56, yet I am often confused for someone in their late 20’s/early 30’s.

Thanks, Tequila!


3 posted on 12/06/2015 5:58:37 PM PST by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: Rebelbase
I really dont need any scientific encouragement to expand my bad habits beyond beer and red wine. But I love that Saturday afternoon Margarita on St Pete Beach.
4 posted on 12/06/2015 6:01:10 PM PST by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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To: Rebelbase
I'll drink to that!


5 posted on 12/06/2015 6:06:17 PM PST by Neidermeyer ("Our courts should not be collection agencies for crooks." � John Waihee, Governor of Hawaii, 1)
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To: Rebelbase

Keep telling my wife there is good reason for my immaturity..............


6 posted on 12/06/2015 6:15:45 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: Rebelbase
making the world safer for fruit flies. yay.
7 posted on 12/06/2015 6:18:00 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: Rebelbase

Tequila also makes her clothes fall off.


8 posted on 12/06/2015 6:18:17 PM PST by deweyfrank
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To: Rebelbase

Who the hell is Drosophila Melanogaster and how do they know her life span was extended by tequila?


9 posted on 12/06/2015 6:24:38 PM PST by Ken H
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To: Rebelbase

RE Drosophila melanogaster:

Huh!!! And here, all this time, I thought a Drosophila Melanogaster was a cheap Turkish knock-off of the Fender Stratocaster...


10 posted on 12/06/2015 6:26:01 PM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: Rebelbase
I did a bunch of experiments on Drosophila melanogaster for high school biology. It never occurred to me to use tequila in the experiments. Probably I would have had the request denied if I had asked for some.

The old line is "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." For fruit flies I guess it would be "Agar agar is dandy but tequila is quicker." But they seemed to be reproducing pretty quickly even without booze.

16 posted on 12/06/2015 7:15:22 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Rebelbase

Melano - gaster - Yellow bellied. A yellow bellied fruit fly? I thought this was a discussion about Obama and his speech tonight.


17 posted on 12/06/2015 7:25:49 PM PST by norwaypinesavage (The Stone Age did not end because we ran out of stones)
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To: Rebelbase

18 posted on 12/06/2015 7:40:16 PM PST by fso301
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To: Rebelbase

Ever since Mardi Gras ‘93, I have had a self-induced Tequila deficiency.


21 posted on 12/06/2015 9:11:25 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: Rebelbase
Did it turn invisible, too?

If not, they weren't doing it right.

28 posted on 12/07/2015 5:35:20 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Rebelbase

Oh, great. Now my fruit flies will be drinking up all my tequila.


29 posted on 12/07/2015 5:36:43 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: WhiskeyX

Comments?


34 posted on 12/07/2015 12:09:08 PM PST by mad_as_he$$ ("It gets late early around here..." Yogi)
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To: Rebelbase

You can give the fruit flies all of that junk, AFAIC.


35 posted on 12/07/2015 12:09:27 PM PST by Bigg Red (Keep calm and Pray on.)
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To: Rebelbase

Great news, but becoming a Drosophila melanogaster is going to be tough for me at my age ...


41 posted on 12/07/2015 2:05:59 PM PST by x
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To: Rebelbase

Two shots of Tequila and I can dance, even those funny dances from Mexico like the cumbia.

Three shots of Tequila and I’m the life of the party.

Four shots of Tequila and I’m unbelievably handsome.

Five shots of Tequila and I’m a chick magnet, including wives of business associates and best friends.

Six shots of Tequila and I’m a real badass. Back off Federales!

Seven or more shots of Tequila and I’m invisible and bulletproof.


47 posted on 12/08/2015 1:00:36 PM PST by wildbill (If you check behind the shower curtain for a murderer, and find one.... what's your plan?)
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