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Rare, medium, or well-done?
2 posted on
11/29/2015 1:56:19 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows
What did they use to get him out... a harpoon?
3 posted on
11/29/2015 1:57:28 PM PST by
fso301
To: Slings and Arrows
If you play stupid games you win stupid prizes
4 posted on
11/29/2015 1:58:10 PM PST by
Fai Mao
(Genius at Large)
To: Slings and Arrows
Poor family.
I can’t imagine what that would be like to find out someone was not only stuck in your chimney, but died there as well.
5 posted on
11/29/2015 1:58:22 PM PST by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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7 posted on
11/29/2015 1:58:48 PM PST by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: Slings and Arrows
At some point, preferably before the fire is lit, one should scream for help!
OTOH, didn’t the owners check the draft before lighting the fire?
To: Slings and Arrows
Clean out yer chimney, governor?
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"In other news today, Santa Clause, who was last seen in December of 2014, has now been missing for over 300 days and well-wishers fear he might have come to some harm while carrying out his duties last year."
(I almost didn't post this, but it is hard to get worked-up about criminals who might qualify for Darwin awards.)
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18 posted on
11/29/2015 2:07:02 PM PST by
JoeProBono
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#StuckBurglarsLivesMatter
That must have been stinky after awhile.. Wow..
Social justice activists will be protesting that new escape doors be mandated in chimneys and retrofits will be required.
He was just trying to get warm yaknow.. :-)
19 posted on
11/29/2015 2:07:32 PM PST by
NormsRevenge
(SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
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20 posted on
11/29/2015 2:07:37 PM PST by
jocon307
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Strong contender for a Darwin Award.
21 posted on
11/29/2015 2:07:40 PM PST by
Paladin2
(my non-desktop devices are no longer allowed to try to fix speling and punctuation, nor my gran-mah.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Mommy, Daddy, is it normal that the fireplace screams when you light a fire in it???
24 posted on
11/29/2015 2:09:54 PM PST by
Swordmaker
(This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue....)
To: Slings and Arrows
The deceased man’s identity and cause of death have not been determined....
Well I think he probably got hit by a car, or maybe shot with a large caliber revolver or he got runned over by a reindeer....
32 posted on
11/29/2015 2:14:08 PM PST by
Autonomous User
(During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
To: Slings and Arrows
And I thought I had problems with raccoons and squirrels getting in my chimney.
36 posted on
11/29/2015 2:16:42 PM PST by
RC one
(....and subject to the jurisdiction thereof)
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47 posted on
11/29/2015 2:20:58 PM PST by
BuffaloJack
(ISLAM is the ENEMY.)
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51 posted on
11/29/2015 2:24:38 PM PST by
stinkerpot65
(Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Hard way to die. Even if he brought it on himself.
Real hard.
52 posted on
11/29/2015 2:24:55 PM PST by
Tupelo
(Honest men go to Washington, but honest men do not stay in Washington.)
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Aha aha, it's a burglarrrrrrrrr!!! That blasted, stupid...Dadgummit! [Falls]
Damn skates! [Coughs]
For cripes sake, open up that damper, will you?! Who the hell turned it all the way down?! AGAIN?!!!
53 posted on
11/29/2015 2:25:21 PM PST by
PeteePie
(Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a reproach to any people - Proverbs 14:34)
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The family will probably be arrested for lighting a house warming fire in violation of Cali Clean Air laws.
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