Ted Cruz Was a Smelly, Terrible Roommate

nymag.com/ ^ | 11/26/15 | By Joe Coscarelli

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Ted Cruz Was a Smelly, Terrible Roommate

By Joe Coscarelli

Proud, pretentious American destroyer Ted Cruz has always been a bit difficult. Since elbowing his way into the national consciousness, the Texas Republican has been outed as a hater of "minor Ivies" like Penn and Brown, and is said to have come to Princeton as a 17-year-old with a book titled Was Karl Marx a Satanist? "I would end up fielding the [girls'] complaints: 'Could you please keep your roommate out of our hallway?'" his undergrad roommate at Princeton Craig Mazin told the Daily Beast over the summer. ("I would rather have anybody else be the president of the United States. Anyone," Mazin added. "I would rather pick somebody from the pho

[o_1_2_3__]

Us: Please explain what good your policies have ever done at any time in history.
Them: You were a bad, smelly roommate.

[namvolunteer]

For a penny plus $3.99 S&H, I just acquired a copy of Karl Marx and Satan. I think I’ll send it to Ted Cruz for an autograph. In two years, this will be the cornerstone of my retirement plan.

[sauropod]

Mazin comes off as a D-bag.

Seriously.

[Tennessee Nana]

well he smelt good when I shook his hand in Chattanooga a few weeks ago...

[Islander7]

Show me a male roommate who isn’t smelly and terrible and I’ll show you a homosexual, commie lib DemocRAT girlyman.

0bama's roommate says he was submissive lover.

[Dick Bachert]

Actually, given the left’s historically documentable propensity to “eliminate” the opposition, they’re more likely to send one of their mind numbed drones to pull a gun.

[Dick Bachert]

And a hampster for a father.

[Chgogal]

How come MSM could never ever find Obama’s old roommates?

[Let's Roll]

And if they did find any, they were probably “neutralized”.

[Chode]

commie fags really bringing out the big guns i see...

[Let's Roll]

‘Don’t know how anyone could believe this.’

Neither do I. One of the first things I noticed about Cruz is how neat and well groomed he always seems. Oh, and I’m a girl.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

LOL! Is that really Joe? Gee, now there’s a clean looking individual.

[ETL]

"The second time I went out to California to attend Mohammad Hassan Chandoo's graduation from Occidental College, Obama was enjoying the lavish lifestyle being financed by his friend and roommate at the time - Hassan Chandoo. The wealthy patron provided Obama access to big houses, lavish parties & had him dressed in the slickest clothes. I could have sworn they were both Gay & wealthy."

Those were some of the initial observations by Dr. John C. Drew, PhD, on his second encounter with Barack Obama who was attending Occidental College at the time. ..."

http://web.archive.org/web/20120721234355/http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/5257893-dr-john-c-drew-and-barack-obama-the-chance-encounter-at-occidental-college

[gov_bean_ counter]

Hahaha!!!

[Slyfox]

Drew concluded that Obama thought of himself as "part of an intelligent, radical vanguard that was leading the way towards this revolution and towards this new society." ..."

Why should anyone be "wondering after" Obama? He has told us exactly what he is up to.

[DoodleDawg]

This is all they got? Really?

[FlingWingFlyer]

Interesting. Thanks for the link. It sounds like Obama has always been a freeloader living off of other people’s money. No wonder he became a Marxist. It’s what they do.

[ETL]

Why should anyone be "wondering after" Obama? He has told us exactly what he is up to.

He never outright admits he's a communist.

[DoodleDawg]

Today, Mazin - who just so happens to be the screenwriter behind Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, and The Hangover III...

If that's his claim to fame then I think Cruz has him beat in the accomplishment area.

[Yaelle]

Where was the NY Mag's big expose:

Barack Obama Turned Gay Tricks For Cash in High School; Always a Mooch With Pot and Cigarettes

While In Illinois Office, Obama Smoked Crack and Had Oral Sex With Chicago Male Tourists, WHILE MARRIED TO MICHELLE