[gop4lyf]

Have fun in prison.

[TBP]

By that time, his “girlfriends” will be all grown up.

[dfwgator]

If he goes to Gen Pop it will be a real short stay.

[bramps]

Would you like the 6 or 12”?

[catfish1957]

If they have a prison TV, I hope they play the SoutPark episode.... “Jarad has Aids” every day.

[FlipWilson]

He can be the spokesperson for the prison diet plan.

[GeronL]

not nearly enough IMO

[fatnotlazy]

Sad. He made some good money as a Subway spokesman and he just threw it all away in favor of perversion.

[Mastador1]

He may have been a pitchman for Subway, but he'll be a catcher in prison!

[Snickering Hound]

Enjoy your next 16 years. Your cellmate will insist you go by Jennifer.

[Blue Jays]

Wow...go into prison as a 38 y.o. and emerge as a 53 y.o.
That is going to serve as a real eye-opener for him about his unspeakable crimes.
The guy was a multi-millionaire yet couldn't/wouldn't seek treatment to get his act together? Unreal.

[SpaceBar]

became famous after losing weight...

Speaks volumes about our society.

[joshua c]

He should have moved to Afghanistan and claimed it is part of his “culture”.

[lacrew]

[JRios1968]

[FourtySeven]

What’s the over/under on how much weight he gains back in prison?

I’m betting 100.

[Parley Baer]

That was a fast trial.

[FES0844]

The shrink who diagnosed him as a “mild” pedophile should accompany him.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Did he use boys? Did he use girls? Was he indifferent to whether or not the subjects were little boys or girls ; in short was he “omni-sexual?” What a society.

[YourAdHere]

I’d kill to see a list of which politicians/programs he gave money to.

[Cyman]

AND on bread and water only.