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Google Messes It Up Again (or, the Endangered White-Male Species)
11/11/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 11/11/2015 9:46:46 AM PST by Lazamataz

First, let's give props to Google for recognizing Veterans Day at all. They have a history of failing to recognize traditional American holidays.

That said, let us take a look at the Google Doodle they presented us:

See anything missing? I sure do.

No white males. From left to right: A brown-skinned elderly male (presumabley light-black or hispanic). A white female. An black male. A hispanic male. A yellow-skinned male (presumably asian). A black female. A woman who is either white or light-hispanic.

White males are now the only acceptable ignored and persecuted class.

If they are to hold us to such exacting racial equality standards, WE SHALL HOLD THEM TO THE SAME!

BRING BACK THE WHITE MALE!

I feel so microaggressed. Perhaps I shall retire to a safe-zone and wrap a blanky around me and eat cookies and color with crayons.


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To: Roman_War_Criminal
This is my shocked face:


21 posted on 11/11/2015 9:55:17 AM PST by Old Sarge
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To: kingu
Yep, white males are the only rational class left who doesn't get butt hurt whenever they're left off a Google Doodle. Let's hear it for the sane ones!

I mean to change that.

Alinsky said, make them live by their own rules.

22 posted on 11/11/2015 9:55:29 AM PST by Lazamataz ( If they try firearm confiscation or gun registration, I go ballistic.)
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To: Lazamataz

the naval officer, third from right, is white


23 posted on 11/11/2015 9:55:40 AM PST by ghost of stonewall jackson (If they question why we died, tell them, because our fathers lied.)
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To: Lazamataz

>>White males are now the only acceptable ignored and persecuted class.

You know what the best thing is about being oppressed as a white male??

We don’t give a damn what those others think.


24 posted on 11/11/2015 9:56:09 AM PST by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Lazamataz

I see 2 white males.


25 posted on 11/11/2015 9:56:36 AM PST by discostu (Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start)
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To: Uncle Miltie

I actually work around a lot of black male (and very talented!) technical folk. They can be stellar in their perfomance.


26 posted on 11/11/2015 9:56:50 AM PST by Lazamataz ( If they try firearm confiscation or gun registration, I go ballistic.)
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To: Lazamataz

Would you choose a car dealership because of the color of the trim on the building?


27 posted on 11/11/2015 9:56:53 AM PST by humblegunner (NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
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To: Lazamataz

The third guy from the left, it’s a family secret, but his Grandmother was Dutch.


28 posted on 11/11/2015 9:57:26 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Cicero

If you have a really screwy idea of what the norm should be, then being “conservative” can indeed be a kind of hell.


29 posted on 11/11/2015 9:57:51 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: Cicero

Excellent point!

Next door neighbor is a Vietnam Vet. He called the cops on some unruly kids shooting fireworks a few months back. He told the kids the reason he doesn’t like or appreciate the noise is that it gives him flashbacks to Vietnam.

The kids (white mommy boys FWIW) response: Why did you go to Vietnam? For what?

Morons are going to stupid themselves out of existence if the Russians or Chicoms don’t come and do it first.


30 posted on 11/11/2015 9:58:28 AM PST by Roman_War_Criminal
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To: ghost of stonewall jackson
the naval officer, third from right, is white

Yellow skin. Asian.

If not, then the ASIANS HAVE BEEN LEFT OUT.

This is Google's Kobyashi Maru.

31 posted on 11/11/2015 9:58:39 AM PST by Lazamataz ( If they try firearm confiscation or gun registration, I go ballistic.)
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To: Lazamataz

So Google does this or that. How important is it what Google does?

Google does something and gets a lot of publicity. Mission accomplished.


32 posted on 11/11/2015 9:59:11 AM PST by cymbeline
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To: discostu

I don’t. Google must burn for this.


33 posted on 11/11/2015 9:59:21 AM PST by Lazamataz ( If they try firearm confiscation or gun registration, I go ballistic.)
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To: Old Sarge

LOL...did you at least try to read it? :)


34 posted on 11/11/2015 9:59:36 AM PST by Roman_War_Criminal
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To: Lazamataz

Alinsky also said, more or less, the devil was his buddy. I think we can point out the irony in appropriate contexts without being utter asses about it. The goal of life, believe it or not, is not who can be the biggest ass.


35 posted on 11/11/2015 9:59:50 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: Bryanw92

That guy’s in the Navy.


36 posted on 11/11/2015 10:00:01 AM PST by Anoreth (It is not moth eaten. It is superb.)
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To: Lazamataz

You see what you want to see. People who want to be offended always will be. I don’t have that kind of energy. The first guy and the L guy are white males, unless it’s important to you that they aren’t.


37 posted on 11/11/2015 10:00:19 AM PST by discostu (Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start)
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To: discostu

And lets pretend they ARE white males (even though they are not).

THEY ARE BOTH IN THE BACK ROW.

ROSA PARKS WOULD BE FURIOUS.


38 posted on 11/11/2015 10:00:25 AM PST by Lazamataz ( If they try firearm confiscation or gun registration, I go ballistic.)
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To: discostu

THEY ARE IN THE BACK ROW!!!!11!~!1!`98!!111


39 posted on 11/11/2015 10:01:11 AM PST by Lazamataz ( If they try firearm confiscation or gun registration, I go ballistic.)
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To: Lazamataz

Everybody that’s done class pictures knows tall people in the back, which would include 2 white males.


40 posted on 11/11/2015 10:01:43 AM PST by discostu (Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start)
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