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Surprise! Science Says Your Cat Wants To Kill You
Uproxx ^ | October 30, 2015 | ALYSSA FIKSE

Posted on 10/30/2015 7:21:09 PM PDT by BulletBobCo

The ancient Egyptians and everyone on the internet may worship cats, but the feeling is less than mutual. Researchers from the University of Edinburgh worked with the Bronx Zoo on a study comparing the behavioral patterns of house cats with their much larger cousins. By rating them in the “Big Five” personality traits — Openness to Experience, Conscientiousness, Extraversion/Introversion, Agreeableness and Neuroticism — researchers uncovered quite a bit about your “devoted” companions.

With this feline Meyers Briggs test, they found that your fuzzy roommates had basically the same personalities as African lions, being dominant, impulsive and neurotic. Sure, they’re also playful, clever and inquisitive, but their findings show that the only thing keeping them from murdering in you in your sleep is their size. Cats are no dummies, so as long as you’re ten times bigger than them, you’re probably ok.

According to psychologist Dr. Max Wachtel, understanding is the key to a symbiotic relationship with your cat.

“It is good to understand the personality characteristics of our pets. Different cats have different personalities. But as a species, there are a lot of commonalities. They’re cute and furry and cuddly, but we need to remember when we have cats as pets, we are inviting little predators into our house. For a lot of people, it is worth it. Cats can be fantastic, sweet companions. Until they turn on you.”


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: kittyping
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1 posted on 10/30/2015 7:21:09 PM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: BulletBobCo

In ancient Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. They haven’t forgotten.


3 posted on 10/30/2015 7:23:18 PM PDT by Publius ("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius now available at Amazon.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping to Slings and Arrows, even though I don’t believe a word of it.


4 posted on 10/30/2015 7:23:43 PM PDT by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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To: BulletBobCo
It's mutual.

/johnny

5 posted on 10/30/2015 7:23:52 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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To: BulletBobCo

Science proves the intuitively obvious...


6 posted on 10/30/2015 7:24:30 PM PDT by BlueNgold (May I suggest a very nice 1788 Article V with your supper...)
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To: BulletBobCo

No doubt a 100lb cat would be dangerous.


7 posted on 10/30/2015 7:26:58 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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To: BulletBobCo

I love dogs but find cats fascinating.


8 posted on 10/30/2015 7:28:03 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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9 posted on 10/30/2015 7:28:40 PM PDT by HerrBlucher (Abortion is murder)
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To: BulletBobCo

I never trusted cats.


10 posted on 10/30/2015 7:29:10 PM PDT by Tired of Taxes
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To: BulletBobCo

I love my cat because she is a mini death machine, not in spite of. Evidently all mice and moles are Democrats ... and the other way around.


11 posted on 10/30/2015 7:29:13 PM PDT by tinyowl (penguin in transition and C. Edmond Wright thinks I am an idiot and a Trump sycophant)
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To: BulletBobCo
Surprise! Science Says Your Cat Wants To Kill You

Obviously cat haters one and all.

12 posted on 10/30/2015 7:29:17 PM PDT by doc1019 (Out of my mind ... back in 5)
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To: BulletBobCo

My cats have told me this personally. Who needs science?


13 posted on 10/30/2015 7:30:28 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("... so many times that my memories are worn." ~John Prine)
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To: WENDLE

We had a dog once that was very fast, it could approach a cat, quickly grab it by the neck, then start snapping his head from side to side as quickly as he could breaking the cat’s neck. Then grab the cat in his mouth, hold his head high, and parade up and down the street.

This was something he learned on his own. We found it very embarrassing and whenever we saw him do this we tried to hide him and the evidence.

After he died, our next pet is now a cat. Thought we’d try to make it up by giving a kitty a good home.


14 posted on 10/30/2015 7:30:41 PM PDT by redfreedom (Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.)
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To: doc1019

Yeah, just like poster at 2..


15 posted on 10/30/2015 7:30:42 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: BulletBobCo


16 posted on 10/30/2015 7:30:50 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: BulletBobCo
so as long as you're ten times bigger than them, you're probably ok.

Well, so far so good.

17 posted on 10/30/2015 7:31:41 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Speak TRUZ to power / Tell the TRUZ / No more lies; we want the TRUZ.)
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To: BulletBobCo

Then why haven’t they? I am helpless in my sleep.


18 posted on 10/30/2015 7:31:50 PM PDT by Karl Spooner
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To: HerrBlucher

That contempt cat picture is The Funniest thing I’ve seen posted here in some time!


19 posted on 10/30/2015 7:32:32 PM PDT by MarchonDC09122009 (When is our next march on DC? When have we had enough?)
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To: Publius
In ancient Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. They haven't forgotten.


20 posted on 10/30/2015 7:32:36 PM PDT by lonevoice (Life is short. Make fun of it.)
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