[Fred Nerks]

Scientists have proved poultry is evolving faster than ever thought possible and that the genes of White Plymouth Rock chickens (two shown above) have mutated twice within a period of just half a century

[P-Marlowe]

Pretty soon they will all taste like rattlesnake.

[KarlInOhio]

Since we kill all the ones with wings to serve at bars, I think a winglessness would be a great mutation to enhance survival.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Deliberate human breeding will do that.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

[martin_fierro]

[Clay Moore]

I am hoping to start raising boneless chickens as soon as that mutation occurs.

They bring the most money. JK

[BigEdLB]

Remember the giant chicken on a leash on the movie sleeper.

[BigEdLB]

Remember the giant chicken on a leash on the movie, “Sleeper”?

[right way right]

“Third Stone From The Sun”

[Verse 1]
Oh strange beautiful grass of green
with your majestic silken scenes
Your mysterious mountains
I wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine

[Verse 2]
Although your world wonders me
with your majestic superior cackling hen
Your people I do not understand
So to you I wish to put an end
And you’ll never hear surf music again

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Yawn. Get back to me when they develop night vision.

[mmichaels1970]

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Mutation #1 - offspring now born already breaded.

Mutation #2 - offspring now born with feathers sealed in pillow cases.

All totally random mutations...

[Westbrook]

But they’re still chickens.

Let me know when they change into swans.

[MARKUSPRIME]

OMG the rise of the Terminator Chickens

[bike800]

Unless it becomes something other than a chicken...it is adapting...

[Daffynition]

Does this solve the conundrum of *what-came-first*?

[Moltke]

And that's why they cross roads.

[JoeProBono]

[laker_dad]

It’s only a matter of time until...

CHICKENMAN!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3j7fjzJvnA

[Trillian]

I’m looking into getting chickens.