***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Come at me...

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Mike Portnoy "Name That Tune" on Hello Kitty Drum Kit

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These 25 facts you’re about to read sound totally false, but go ahead and check for yourself.

#1. Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto.

#2. Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire.

#3. France was still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars: A New Hope hit theatres.

#4. Nintendo was originally a trading card company.

#5. If the sun were the size of a white blood cell then the Milky Way Galaxy would be the size of the United States.

#6. There are more stars in space than there are grains of sand on every beach in the world.

#7. For every human on Earth there are 1.6 million ants.

#8. The total weight of all those ants, however, is about the same as all the humans.

#9. On Jupiter and Saturn it rains diamonds.

#10. Ten percent of all the photos ever taken were taken in the last 12 months.

#11. Shakespeare made up the name “Jessica” for his play Merchant of Venice.

#12. Your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark.

#13. Nowhere in the Humpty Dumpty Nursery Rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

#14. Armadillos almost always give birth to quadruplets.

#15. Scotland’s national animal is the unicorn.

#16. There are more fake flamingos in the world than real ones.

#17. John Tyler, the 10th president of the US, was born in 1790. He has a grandson that is alive today.

#18. A strawberry is NOT a berry.

#19. A banana IS a berry.

#20. There is enough water in Lake Superior to cover all of North and South America in one foot of liquid.

#21. An octopus has three hearts.

#22. There are 10 times more bacteria in your body than actual body cells.

#23. There is only one country between North Korea and Norway.

#24. New York City is farther south than Rome, Italy

#25. Maine is the closest US state to Africa.

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[Army Air Corps]

Goth Hillary is a frightening concept.

[Army Air Corps]

I must Google melons.

[Travis T. OJustice]

Sweden’s hat.

[Lucky9teen]

[Ingtar]

Only Russia is if you go over the North Pole.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire.

Well duh.

The Aztec Empire was a bunch of johnny come latelies who borrowed everything from the older civilizations before them.

Cambridge University was started because towns people were fed up with the unruly Oxford students and decide to hang a couple.

[martin_fierro]

YOU MADE MINNIE CRY. NICE MOVE, D|CKWAD

[dragonblustar]

LMAO!!!!! Holy venom....

[TexasCajun]

[the_boy_who_got_lost]

Russia / Norway border

https://www.google.com/maps/@69.5021927,30.7365648,8z

[TexasCajun]

[relentlessly]

[TexasCajun]

[Monkey Face]

The cat with the chair was me yesterday, but without the cat.

[Yardstick]

Now there is a man with a plan.

[Monkey Face]

You forgot 10-100.

[Disambiguator]

I only copied up to 10-30, because there aren’t 100 days in October.

[ArGee]

Since you are FReepers, I propose you settle this like gentlemen.

Head on over there and make the trip and report back.

We’ll be setting up the side bets while you’re gone.

[Monkey Face]

31 Days in October...Halloween is the 31, and so is Nevada Statehood Day.
Maybe you could squeeze it into the middle, somewhere.

[ShadowAce]

OK—save my place here, and hold mah beer!