Like, uh, I saw all the other lemmings running off cliffs and thought it strange but, what the heck, I joined them. Blooming idiots. Daisy-head Mayzie and Ophelia Addams. One carrot short of a full row. One pickled pepper short of a peck. One cabbage short of a winter garden. One rose short of a dozen bouquet. One tomato short of a bushel. One carrot short of a full row.
1 posted on
10/08/2015 6:55:01 AM PDT by
bgill
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To: bgill
One taco short of a combination plate.
To: bgill
Isn’t it San Francisco where they wear flowers in their hair? The artificial ones at least have to be more economical.
3 posted on
10/08/2015 6:57:05 AM PDT by
HiTech RedNeck
(Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
To: bgill
If anything, they should be wearing real plants on their head. It would serve the purpose of allowing them to breath semi-clean air.
4 posted on
10/08/2015 6:58:57 AM PDT by
PJBankard
To: bgill
Sounds about as silly as ‘red nose day’ being pushed by some.
5 posted on
10/08/2015 7:00:06 AM PDT by
TomGuy
To: bgill
LoL. I read it as plastic pants. lol.. Maybe that will be next.
6 posted on
10/08/2015 7:02:30 AM PDT by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: bgill
“Everyone”????? Looks like only a few silly young people having fun with a goofy fad to me.
There has to be a “fertilizer for brains” joke in that somewhere.
To: bgill
Grampa Simpson: We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn’t have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
8 posted on
10/08/2015 7:04:02 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
To: bgill
Someone could be trolling the Chinese. Like when 4-Chan convinced feminists to pee their pants for ‘equality’. See: #pissforequality
To: bgill
Taking the ever popular sport of Trepanning to new heights I see.
19 posted on
10/08/2015 7:13:59 AM PDT by
Lx
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To: bgill
invent a situation, market it, make money
algore is PISSED
20 posted on
10/08/2015 7:14:46 AM PDT by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
To: bgill
I read the title as: "Everyone in China Is Wearing Plastic
Pants on Their Heads"
Very disappointed.
24 posted on
10/08/2015 7:17:13 AM PDT by
TheZMan
(I am a secessionist.)
To: bgill
This thread would not be complete without flower pots.
![](http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/styles/tout_image_612x380/public/i/2012/12/19/devo.jpg?itok=Y0_BlnLY)
25 posted on
10/08/2015 7:17:24 AM PDT by
SamAdams76
(A businessman gets things done with own money. A politician takes money and gets nothing done.)
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To: bgill
33 posted on
10/08/2015 7:22:40 AM PDT by
justlurking
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34 posted on
10/08/2015 7:23:14 AM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: bgill
actually it’s an alien invasion and their camouflaging their antennas this way
39 posted on
10/08/2015 7:33:25 AM PDT by
tophat9000
(King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans Patriots are in rebellion... teach him why)
To: bgill
Oh, plants. I read it as pants. Never mind.
41 posted on
10/08/2015 7:34:55 AM PDT by
csvset
( Illegitimi non carborundum)
To: bgill
“What a shocking bad hat!”
— The Madness of Crowds
42 posted on
10/08/2015 7:34:57 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(I've switched. Trump is my #1. He understands how to get things done. Cruz can be VP.)
To: bgill
Reminds me of zombie ants.![](http://bbruner.org/musing/mus_i/carpente.jpg)
45 posted on
10/08/2015 7:40:49 AM PDT by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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“Le chapeau des jardins.”
There, now it has a chic, trendy name too.
CC
46 posted on
10/08/2015 7:43:24 AM PDT by
Celtic Conservative
(Lightspeed: 186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea, it's THE LAW!* *= ecomcon proofread)
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