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The Science Is Settled: ...Fooled By Ahmed's "Clock" (truncated)
Infidel Bloggers Alliance ^ | 09/22/2015 | Pastorius

Posted on 09/22/2015 8:49:14 AM PDT by wtd



TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Science; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ahmed; ahmedmohamed; ahmedsclock; clockboy; clockfraud; clockhoax; fraud; invention; littleahmed; texas
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To: caww
BTW...the kids fingers pointing two fingers with his palm facing himself with two other fingers folded at the knuckle mean ‘F-U’......
21 posted on 09/22/2015 9:24:34 AM PDT by caww
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To: Aria

SCENARIO
On Fri Sep 11 2015 Ahmed and his family (all 30 members living in the same house) were sitting around and Ahm said something to the effect that although his family (all of them including camels) figured he would get to ‘learn’ about his ‘new American friends because it was Sep 11 - Mo came home and said.
Pops, my new American friends were great today. NO ONE, not even a teacher looked at me or said anything remotely insensitive to me. THEY accepted me for ME, Ahmed.
Dad didn’t want to believe it so he said.
“Ahmed, sure as my name is Mohammed, those ‘bastardly’ classmates of yours want YOU and us DEAD..tell you what.
Go upstairs and get a wind up alarm clock, that old Flintstones lunch box and I will show you what your ‘friends’ are really like”

After pops took the clock apart and put it in the lunch box, he told Ahmed to take it to school, show it to that phony science teacher you are always praising and just see how long you can carry it.

Poor Ahmed was confused when the science teacher - dismissed him with a “that is nice BUT don’t show it around”.

But Ahm had been pushed to show it etc and make it a scene and at lunch called pops and said “I told you NO ONE would pay attention - they are good people”

Pops said “mess with it and get it ticking”.

Meanwhile pops had alerted CAIR and the lap dog press that something big was going to happen at the school.

Well, the box started ticking, the teacher really didn’t give a hoot who the ticking box belonged to, just got scared and left.

When the call was made to the Police, the lap dog press picked it up on scanner, alerted CAIR and whoever else
and ‘a legend was born’.

Meanwhile, a young White, American boy was forced to remove his sweat shirt (hoodie) because the ‘Gestapo’ heard he had an American Flag T shirt under his hoodie.

“With Liberty and Justice for ALL”!!!!!!!!!!!!!


22 posted on 09/22/2015 9:26:51 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)"I start feeling that IÂ’m Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe".)
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To: wtd

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/09/21/nerds-rage-over-ahmed-s-clock.html


23 posted on 09/22/2015 9:28:58 AM PDT by Daffynition (*We are not descended from fearful men*)
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To: Liz
A latino brought this to math class---said it was a salami slicer.
24 posted on 09/22/2015 9:32:39 AM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Liars use facts when the truth doesn't suit their purposes.)
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To: xrmusn

We can barely criticize the Muslims for thinking they are the ones favored over all others. They play us so easily!
And all they had to do was massacre 3000 Americans in broad daylight to make this happen.

Pure insanity.


25 posted on 09/22/2015 9:32:42 AM PDT by Aria
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To: wtd

All of these greedy and incompetent _sshats love to try and out uber-PC each other. It is so funny when the truth comes out...


26 posted on 09/22/2015 9:35:55 AM PDT by jettester (I got paid to break 'em - not fly 'em)
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To: wtd
Here's a gif of the cited youtube link, just in case it gets sent to the memory hole.


27 posted on 09/22/2015 9:37:09 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: wtd
Here's a gif of the cited youtube link, just in case it gets sent to the memory hole.


28 posted on 09/22/2015 9:37:10 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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29 posted on 09/22/2015 9:38:56 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote
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To: wtd

Thanks for the post.


30 posted on 09/22/2015 9:40:05 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: WakeUpAndVote

As 0bama would say, “you didn’t make that!”.


31 posted on 09/22/2015 9:41:49 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote
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To: wtd

If Obama had a son...he’d be a clockmaker.


32 posted on 09/22/2015 9:43:34 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Liz

hey! I have that exact salami slicer


33 posted on 09/22/2015 9:56:00 AM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: Covenantor
#27 & #28 Covenantor wrote: "Here's a gif of the cited youtube link, just in case it gets sent to the memory hole."

Perfect! Thanks.

34 posted on 09/22/2015 9:57:05 AM PDT by wtd
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

This all one bug psy ops operation just like the Sandra Fluke war on women operation during the 2012 election.

Notice how this hoax bomb was planned and orchestrated along with the inquisition of all the conservative candidates about their views on moslems.

And we just found out that the Trump ‘muslim question guy’ is actually a left wing plant who did a similar thing before. This is all orchestrated! From now until the election, the media and rats will be rolling out these ‘memes’ every few weeks so the conservative candidates can be beaten endlessly with the PC stick.


35 posted on 09/22/2015 10:03:13 AM PDT by bigtoona (Lose on amnesty, socialism cemented in place forever. Trump is the only hope.)
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To: scottinoc

“Paging Achmed the Clock boy. Please pick up the white house phone. A gentleman named Dunnam wants to offer you a job in show business.”


36 posted on 09/22/2015 10:04:32 AM PDT by biff
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To: biff

Jeff should definitely use that in his show here in Vegas. Probably a little too un-pc even for him.


37 posted on 09/22/2015 10:18:38 AM PDT by scottinoc
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To: Shugee

I hope you are right. I know you are right about how things used to be, but with the dumbing down of America to make things “fair” and “equal” I don’t know. When I got my degree in accounting/finance, we had to actually learn and do the math. I have helped a few people with their business degrees, and they are just told what buttons to push on a calculator.

People are not educated to work in the real world where there is competition and things have to actually work. Then they wonder why some companies want to import skilled labor.


38 posted on 09/22/2015 10:31:14 AM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: caww

How proud they must be. Little Ahem actually took the guts out of a Radio Shack clock and placed them into a different box. Such genius! Such an incredible mind! They must be so proud of this technical marvel...

Breaking news: Ahmed has put a McDonald’s Big Mac inside of the same box that a Burger King Whopper come in! What a great time to be alive, to see such technological marvels unfold right in front of us.

My instinct tells me that an investigation was likely underway and hard questions were going to be asked of the family. I suspect that’s the real reason they chose to get out of Dodge (or, uh rather Irving).


39 posted on 09/22/2015 11:06:35 AM PDT by Made In The USA (Yes Ma'am, I said I'd like three sides of bacon with my eggs. and bacon.)
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To: Genoa
 
 
Oh I do hope so - GTFO my country, filthy fraudsters.
 
 

40 posted on 09/22/2015 11:14:22 AM PDT by lapsus calami (What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
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