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1 posted on 08/14/2015 4:36:33 PM PDT by dead
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To: dead

Go for it dude, just watch out for the Muslims.


2 posted on 08/14/2015 4:37:57 PM PDT by jughandle (Big words anger me, keep talking.)
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"I initially wanted to be an elephant, but it wasn’t going very well,’ said Thwaites. ‘I visited a shaman, and she said “you’re an idiot”. So, I decided to be a goat.’

That will teach him, he didn't have enough trunk space. I am not sorry I couldn't resist....

3 posted on 08/14/2015 4:39:00 PM PDT by taildragger (It's Cruz & Walker. Anything else is a Yugo with Racing Stripes....)
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I thought Bill Clinton had the patent on this.


4 posted on 08/14/2015 4:39:02 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: dead

I am with the shaman on this one.


5 posted on 08/14/2015 4:39:24 PM PDT by TalonDJ
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Mental case. Ask him if he believes in God. There are plenty of goats, the world does not need another “goat” with a mental disease.


6 posted on 08/14/2015 4:39:27 PM PDT by Fungi
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His efforts, funded by the government

You realize that means at least two people thought this was a good idea.

7 posted on 08/14/2015 4:40:06 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (This tagline lists all of Hilary's accomplishments............................)
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To: dead

Transspecies, he was born that way.


8 posted on 08/14/2015 4:41:15 PM PDT by Impy (They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
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Where’s Jim Brewer when ya need ‘em?


9 posted on 08/14/2015 4:42:03 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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"I visited a shaman, and she said “you’re an idiot”.


10 posted on 08/14/2015 4:42:07 PM PDT by taildragger (It's Cruz & Walker. Anything else is a Yugo with Racing Stripes....)
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If he self-identifies as a goat, then he is a goat. Just ask Bruce Jenner.


12 posted on 08/14/2015 4:43:08 PM PDT by Hugin ("First thing--get yourself a firearm!" Sheriff Ed Galt)
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13 posted on 08/14/2015 4:43:28 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Holy moly, I have always wanted to be my wifes cat, I guess there is hope, especially if I can get goverment funding!


14 posted on 08/14/2015 4:43:29 PM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
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The shaman was correct.


15 posted on 08/14/2015 4:44:36 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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He’s lucky the real goats haven’t butted him off a cliff.


17 posted on 08/14/2015 4:45:44 PM PDT by madison10 (If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter)
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The look on the goats face on the right cracks me up. “What the heck is this idiot doing?” LOL


18 posted on 08/14/2015 4:46:30 PM PDT by stylecouncilor
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His efforts, funded by the government

Correction: Funded by his family, neighbors and friends.

20 posted on 08/14/2015 4:50:36 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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I doubt even know what to say to this! Except stay away from my goat herd you freaking moron!


21 posted on 08/14/2015 4:50:55 PM PDT by Ditter ( God Bless Texas!)
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25 posted on 08/14/2015 4:55:34 PM PDT by garjog (Obama: bringing joy to the hearts of Terrorists everywhere.)
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Jim Breuer Goat boy.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/302785


27 posted on 08/14/2015 5:01:30 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Sad fact, most people just want a candidate to tell them what they want to hear)
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This reminds me of the episode of South Park where Kyle wants to be tall and black, Mr. Garrison wants to be a woman, and Kyle’s Dad wants to be a dolphin. I long for the days when instead of someone helping this guy to be a goat, someone would have called the “straight jacket brigade” instead.


28 posted on 08/14/2015 5:03:12 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (1 of 172)
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