Posted on 08/11/2015 1:44:27 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
After viewing this list of what could have gotten you admitted to West Virginia’s Hospital for the Insane (Weston) aka Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum back in the late-1800s, I’ve swiftly concluded that the criteria was rather all-encompassing. Who among us is a stranger to what’s on this list?
In this century, it looks more like a “wish list” for Dr. Phil’s guest bookers!
Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum is still open, but only for tours.
Having over 50% of these symptoms, I felt really bad.
Till I found out Slings and Laz are hitting 98 percent.
Asthma? I’m a lunatic then, seated next to those SERIOUSLY disturbed, Obama voters. Might as well stick me in the asylum with potted plants.....
Wow, so nothing’s really changed in the DSM-5?
Im still trying to understand that Gathering in The Head Symptom
does this mean that us guys smoking in the boys room in Junior High School was symptom of INSANITY??
LOL...
We’d ALL be locked up!
Fighting fire?
Women trouble. Yea, they’ll drive you crazy.
Hilarious list.
I’ve got “Novel Reading” and “Time of Life.” Where do I apply, and is it free room and board?
“Novel Reading” is on the list... but somehow they left off “Freeping until blood comes out of your whatever”. How did that happen?
(trying not to laugh) Did West Virginia have a problem with Masterbation in the late 1800s? It is mentioned quite a few times...
Where is “being a LIB” or “being a DIM”?
Novel reading? Sign me up for a suite at the nearest looney bin.
Political excitement? Y’all can join me there.
Teacher, don’t you fill me up with your rules! Everybody knows that smoking ain’t allowed in school.
“Female Disease”
LOL!!! I’d be committed every 28 days!!!
>> Did West Virginia have a problem with Masterbation in the late 1800s?
Apparently, but at least they knew how to *spell* it. ;-)
“Freeping until blood comes out of your whatever”. How did that happen?
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It’s there. See Menstrual Deranged.
I’m in the Novel Reading til blood comes out of your whatever ward with the rest of you….It’s right next to the Political Excitement Ward
“Kicked in the head by a horse”?
Who hasn’t been kicked in the head by a horse once or twice.
I’m looking at the “Bad Habits and Political Excitement” in the first column and wondering “where are we?”
That’s a hilarious list.
We never thought that the non smoking teachers would ever catch on....
15 year olds are such geniuses!!!
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