I don't believe we own uncomfortable clothes and why would we lie to each other?
Date night is just a time when we go out and have fun together.
No, we don’t do a date night. When we want to go out and do stuff we go out and do stuff. Just got back from a movie... and grocery shopping.
Because that’s what dates are. Lying to somebody hoping to impress them.
Date night is trying to get the spousal thing to be more like the dating thing. But since dating sucks it’s a bad goal.