Did you know there are 17 Democrats who have declared their candidacy?
Posted on 08/07/2015 5:35:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Clinton - "At this point, what difference does it make?"
*Pretty much sums up all of her scandals and atrocities.
Bernie Sanders - "when one thinks about the long march of human history, it is no small thing that democratic countries like Finland exist that operate under egalitarian principles, which have virtually abolished poverty, which provide almost-free healthcare to all, and free education through graduate school."
*People with brains, do not want a self described socialist.
Lincoln Chafee - "Let's join the rest of the world and go metric."
*Nuff said
Martin O'Malley - "Nothing says jobs like transvaginal probes."
*Wait.........what?
Howell Astor - Shares little personal information on his campaign website beyond his name and that fact that he is happily married and has a college-aged stepdaughter. He does not discuss his place of residence, academic credentials, or employment history. Even his current occupation goes undisclosed.
*A total unknown and seems to prefer to stay that way
Morrison Bonpasse - “The monetary unions of the twenty-first century, and those which survived the twentieth, are the milestones on the path to the future, and to the Global Monetary Union.”
*Yeh...just what we need....a one world currency.
Jeff Boss - believes the U.S. Government planned and executed the terror attacks on 9/11 to steal “a trillion dollars worth of oil” and to create the Patriot Act.
*Truther Alert!!! Truther Alert!!!
Harry Braun - has organized his 2016 Democratic Presidential Campaign as a Constitutional Convention to change the USA from being a bribery-based oligarchic Republic to a majority-rule Democracy that will make government secrecy and bribery illegal, by using the Article V Citizen Ballot on this website to both pass and ratify the Democracy Amendment he has proposed.
*Good luck with that Harry. Not gonna happen, kind of like your candidacy
Andy Caffrey - his 2016 Presidential campaign will give out “Caffrey for President” rolling papers.
*Roll em, if you got em
Willie Carter - Willie Felix Carter ran for President in 1988, 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, and is presently running for president for 2016.
*8th time's the charm?
Lloyd Kelso - I am a Democrat family law attorney who understands your frustration with a Republican Party which has no chance of victory. I support preserving Social Security and Medicare, but oppose borrow, tax and spend policies.
*But we're supposed to believe he's different than ALL the other Democrats. Uh-huh.........right!
Doug Shreffler - "My allegiance rests in the American people, and not any political party or ideal."
*If that were true, he wouldn't be a Democrat.
Michael Steinberg - An advocate for a government that addresses the concerns of all Americans, and a government that is smarter and more efficient.
*Another big govt is the solution guy...except this is the liberal utopian dream that will never be realized.
Jim Webb - A politician who has claimed both parties and who believes in bi-partisan solutions.
*So...he's trans-political? LOL
Robby Wells - Proposes Eaglenomics: which has determined that the best results come from combining left wing economics, right wing economics, the business free market, and government programs.
*Still promoting big government and that govt is the solution...something Democrats do best.
Willie Wilson - “To the whiteys here, I’m letting you know, I ain’t prejudiced".
*Ermegerd.....That's Racist!
Brad Winslow - Winslow proposes the creation of a new chamber of government, the Public House, to be staffed entirely by unpaid or modestly paid volunteers, and whose purpose would be popular oversight of elected politicians.
*Great, just what we need....MORE govt departments. Hey Brad, we have THREE BRANCHES for a reason.
And possibly Joe Biden - "Stand up, Chuck!" (said to a man in a wheelchair)
*The comedy will never end with him, to be sure.
TALK ABOUT UNKNOWNS AND "CLOWN CAR"....
And we have our own clowns in the "establishment", to be sure
It’s been yet another very long week. Glad that Friday’s here!!!!!
WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!
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Had a friend in high school whose older brother used to date Miss Molly. We had a running bet on whether or not she put out. Never got an answer on that one.
Rosie typed that with her toes while tucking into another donut.
Top 73%?
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry but it appears that there has been a terrible mixup one minute prior to takeoff, by our airport catering service... I don't know how this has happened but we have 103 passengers on board and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."
When the passengers' muttering had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight."
Her next announcement came 90 minutes later...
"If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available!
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A couple of statistical aphorisms:
Every day, I go down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, what I will be doing today and my plans for the future. I freely spout my political and religious thoughts without regard to theirs. I give them pictures of my family, my friends, my dog, my vacations, my gardening and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations, and I tell them I love them.
Amazingly, it really works. I already have 3 persons following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.
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