Posted on 08/02/2015 11:12:44 AM PDT by BenLurkin
Despite the possibility that talking to Cecil would unveil clues about his death, the animal did not offer an explanation.
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Cecil supposedly told Anderson, who specializes in speaking to clients' deceased pets and charges $75 for a fifteen minute session with up to two animals, that he is now 'finer than ever'.
He apparently said he is 'grander than before as no one can take our purity, our truth or our soul'.
'Be strong and speak for all the others who suffer needlessly to satisfy human greed. Bring Light and Love and we will rise above this'.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
It is amazing that this nutcase probably believes his spew...and more amazing is that cretins pay this fool for his “services”. People like this degenerate used to be placed in padded cells.
It's the standard answer to items such as this.
The standard reply is “Oh yeah, that's right.”
Two for one!
Aarrgh!! There are enough idiot suckers to go around.
Cecil communicated to me. He said “In a fair fight I would have killed that rat-b’tard. Arm the Lions.”
No charge for my seance.
If 0bama had a lion....
Did the animal Cecil speak Shona or Ndebele????
Those are the native languages of Zimbabwe...
Does the animal psychic know these languages???
Or did Cecil automatically speak the language of the psychic????
These are extremely important questions, you know....
*ROFL*
Well, I have a rune stones app, that’s pretty earth oriented, let’s give it a whirl.
Kenaz- a life or a personal reality purified by fire
Jera- cycle of harvest, regeneration, balancing of scales
Hagalaz- (for the future) expect change like an uncontrollable natural force, sometimes destructive, but necessary for a new and better beginning.
For entertainment purposes only :)
I never really watched South Park, I thought it was a bit obnoxious and provided no added benefit or value to my life... but having seen that particular episode online... I have to admit the tantrum scene with the bucket of chicken, and the scene with Cartman on the leash going for a walk and completely melting down... I laughed so hard I literally think I pissed myself. It’s definately one of the top 100 funniest thing I have seen in my life.
Now, now...don’t go getting technical, lol.
Actually my first thought (outside of “people pay for this stuff?”) was what a good command Cecil had of the King’s English. What a good edumacation he evidently had and that he sounded like the Dali Llama.
*LOL* That’s true ...
He was definitely highly educated...But that is to be expected for the “King of Beasts”...
Cambridge??? Oxford??? Any suggestions????
*snicker*
John Edwards has claimed this same talent.
In 1985, a 31-year-old North Carolina lawyer named John Edwards stood before a jury and channeled the words of an unborn baby girl.
Referring to an hour-by-hour record of a fetal heartbeat monitor, Mr. Edwards told the jury: ‘’She said at 3, ‘I’m fine.’ She said at 4, ‘I’m having a little trouble, but I’m doing O.K.’ Five, she said, ‘I’m having problems.’ At 5:30, she said, ‘I need out.’ ‘’
But the obstetrician, he argued in an artful blend of science and passion, failed to heed the call. By waiting 90 more minutes to perform a breech delivery, rather than immediately performing a Caesarean section, Mr. Edwards said, the doctor permanently damaged the girl’s brain.
‘’She speaks to you through me,’’ the lawyer went on in his closing argument. ‘’And I have to tell you right now — I didn’t plan to talk about this — right now I feel her. I feel her presence. She’s inside me, and she’s talking to you.’’
Tea it is, then.
[probably gonna pee myself to death]
The human bladder can take an amazing amount of abuse. I should know.
I don’t even know how to answer that.
LOL
I literally drink about a gallon of iced tea a day. Everything still works.
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