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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: allin; drink; koalaoil; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; penguinhumor; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: ArGee; NicknamedBob; Covenantor; NoCmpromiz; Dead Corpse; null and void; All

PS: If it weren’t for FR, I would have absolutely NO help to rely on. Although FR can’t magically provide a mechanic with the snap of the fingers, there are so many other things that can be, and have been, solved by a simple thing such as a knowledgeable answer.

FR is my “go-to” site for answers to any and all questions...

Thanks, FReepers!


521 posted on 08/10/2015 1:37:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Monkey Face

You need a voltmeter. If you’ve been repeatedly trying to start it without success you may have run the battery down as well given your high temps.

I know, you didn’t need to hear that.

:>(


522 posted on 08/10/2015 1:43:13 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: ArGee

As much business as this guy does, you would think he could do a charity case once in a while. I mean, he’s been in business in the same spot for 32 years, and I’m sure he didn’t get there by ripping people off.

*sigh*

:o|


523 posted on 08/10/2015 1:44:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Covenantor

Brand new battery. Not even two weeks out of the shop (for what that means) and it’s not lagging when I start it. It starts just fine the first time, but I try to start it when I have been in a store for 10-30 minutes, and it grinds. I’ve taken to backing into my spot so I can clutch start it if I need to.

The starter (rebuilt) is less than two years old, and I don’t drive the truck in the warmer part of the day because it has no A/C, and I’m a ol’ lady. A/C was never installed, as the truck was destined for Puget Sound, WA.


524 posted on 08/10/2015 1:50:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Monkey Face
It starts just fine the first time, but I try to start it when I have been in a store for 10-30 minutes, and it grinds.

Umm..

You mean that the starter cranks but the engine won't start? (My interpretation of "it grinds"..)

If it cranks over and keeps doing that there is nothing wrong with your starter or solenoid. That puts you into the 'fuel' or 'ignition' area.

IIRC you have replaced a fuel pump, yes? (Posibly eliminating that part. Unless it has two fuel pumps, one in the tank - a pre-pump - and another external - a 'high pressure' pump. When it cools down does it start then? (It would still be warm if driven and then parked for 10-30 minutes...)

525 posted on 08/10/2015 2:29:29 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

The starter cranks but the engine is slow to start. (My definition of grinding.)

The fuel pump has been replaced in the last year. The current starter is a rebuilt one less than two years old. Only one fuel pump in the system.

When it cools down, it is easier to start.


526 posted on 08/10/2015 2:38:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Tax-chick

101, 15%, SSW @ 18, heat index 97. I’ve had better days! LOL!

But I hate the days they do yard work!


527 posted on 08/10/2015 2:44:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Monkey Face

That annoyed me when we lived in apartments, too.

It was less hot here today - quite pleasant at the park in the early afternoon.


528 posted on 08/10/2015 2:45:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

I don’t know what height the blades on the mower are set for, but the guy does a super job of mowing the curbs! They won’t let maintenance start at 0700, so he is usually here around 0900, since he has to check in, then drive from Vegas, and unless there is something “pressing,” he is the only one on Property. I feel bad for the guy.

I will be taking my poor left foot to bed in a few, because I can’t think of anything better to do.

Also, I will go to Wally World early, and hope I have enough to get all the stuff I need. I think I can...we shall see...

Salt was calling my name, but I still can’t taste it, which means it’s what I need. I don’t know why I’m so tired. I will have a couple of breathing treatments and call it a night.

So until the next time, TA!!!


529 posted on 08/10/2015 2:54:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Monkey Face
The starter cranks but the engine is slow to start.

OK.. Just trying to make sure we're speaking from the same vocabulary list. What is slow, the cranking, or does it crank at what seems the normal speed but just doesn't start?

Is this fuel injection or a good ol' carburetor?

Reason for question - if carb, it could have a sticking float or similar issue that allows gas to continue to drip into the intake while it sits when warm. Then when you come back to start it, it is flooded for all practical purposes, and has to crank (and crank) until the raw gas clears out. If this is the case, if you put the gas pedal to the floor (thus opening up orifice for more air) it should clear out the extra gas and allow it to start. Just be ready to get the lead foot off the gas when it starts.. ;-)

The other scenario with a carb is a vapor lock. That probably needs to cool down to remedy. They do make thermo-insulating gasket type things to put between carb and manifold to help cut down on heat transfered to the carb.

If it is fuel injected it could be a similar condition (flooding) due to a dripping injector. Throttle-body injection - which acts almost like a carb - especially in Chrysler products of a certain vintage would do that. (I forget what years but I had a company issued vehicle that did that.)

530 posted on 08/10/2015 3:01:42 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Covenantor

I like the kitty playing jenga. He is better at it then me


531 posted on 08/10/2015 3:18:57 PM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Monkey Face

I hope you have a good night. I took the trash out, and now I have to move the car so the trash can be collected.


532 posted on 08/10/2015 3:20:52 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Gefn

Some West Side Story gang cats
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3322747/posts?page=43#43


533 posted on 08/10/2015 3:58:01 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

Another view of yesterday's kitteh.

534 posted on 08/11/2015 2:41:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

Yesterday’s kitteh is athletic.

Good morning TC, Jake, Shannon, and chickadees.


535 posted on 08/11/2015 3:53:53 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Gefn

Morning! Jake and Shannon got a little wet.


536 posted on 08/11/2015 3:56:53 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

It’s raining here too.


537 posted on 08/11/2015 4:06:05 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Gefn

Nothing major: just enough to get cats wet.


538 posted on 08/11/2015 4:17:38 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

I think getting wet and going to the vet are the two things cats hate the most.

TC, I have a cyber cat. I’m going to get a snail mail letter and photograph once a month from him.

I’m very happy. I’m hoping Ceiling Cat will let me meet him someday and give him a forever home.


539 posted on 08/11/2015 4:37:46 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Gefn

It will be fun for you to have a kitty pen pal! I hope things work out for you to keep him in real life someday.

My kids are always asking for more pets, but it wouldn’t be fair to Jake and Shannon. Maybe when four of five children have moved out, we’ll get another greyhound.


540 posted on 08/11/2015 4:39:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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