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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: allin; drink; koalaoil; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; penguinhumor; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Darksheare

No, that’s not it. It will come to me, though.


2,901 posted on 09/12/2015 4:20:10 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: Gefn

This morning, Kathleen got up on her own and went. Outstanding success!


2,902 posted on 09/12/2015 4:21:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: Gefn

The poster said Thursday’s kitten was found in the closet of a vacant house. Poor little thing.


2,903 posted on 09/12/2015 4:21:59 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Gefn; Darksheare; Covenantor; NoCmpromiz; All

Awake. Kinda. I’m still hung over from yesterday. I had to stay away from my Facebook feed because it was full of WTC pics. I just couldn’t relive it again. I had to back away for my own sanity.

And still it goes on. I’m talked out on it, and can’t relate that day again. Maybe ten years from now, but not in the near future.


2,904 posted on 09/12/2015 5:09:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you smile in the face of hardship it means your soul is refusing to be a prisoner of sadness.)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; Gefn; Tax-chick

Oh, I’ve figured it out. The reason I’m up is because I have to go to work.

Wouldn’t have known that without the coffee.


2,905 posted on 09/12/2015 5:16:30 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: Darksheare

You have a Welsh cat?


2,906 posted on 09/12/2015 5:16:37 AM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: Darksheare

“The annual idiot migration on the highway has begun.”

Makes me glad I don’t drive or have a car.


2,907 posted on 09/12/2015 5:19:29 AM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: NicknamedBob

GOOD MORNING!


2,908 posted on 09/12/2015 5:19:59 AM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: Tax-chick

What! Who would leave a kitten in a closet of a vacant house were the chances of anyone finding it would be small, that was a lucky cat. God bless those that found her/him


2,909 posted on 09/12/2015 5:22:28 AM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Would you mind sharing your coughie with me? I’m in dire need of some right now.


2,910 posted on 09/12/2015 5:23:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you smile in the face of hardship it means your soul is refusing to be a prisoner of sadness.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good Morning! Today’s my niece’s birthday! she’s 34


2,911 posted on 09/12/2015 5:24:16 AM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: Pippin

Yesterday was one of my nephews’ birthday. But he had the day long before the WTC took it over. Sad day for that guy. His celebration is overshadowed forever.

I needa cuppa. It’s one of those days.


2,912 posted on 09/12/2015 5:34:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you smile in the face of hardship it means your soul is refusing to be a prisoner of sadness.)
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To: Darksheare

Idiot migration?


2,913 posted on 09/12/2015 6:13:02 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Pippin

Maybe the mother cat had the kittens there and left one behind when she moved to a new location.


2,914 posted on 09/12/2015 6:13:43 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: Tax-chick

Huzzah for Kathleen.

I feel bad for the poor kitten being abandoned in the house. No doubt he had found a forever home and is being spoiled rotten. You would have to be made of stone not to want that cutie pie.


2,915 posted on 09/12/2015 6:15:21 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Monkey Face

Happy birthday Face’s nephew. (belated )


2,916 posted on 09/12/2015 6:16:46 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Pippin

Happy birthday to your niece.


2,917 posted on 09/12/2015 6:17:54 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Monkey Face

Happy belated birthday to your nephew.


2,918 posted on 09/12/2015 6:21:37 AM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: Gefn; Pippin

I will pass on your Birthday Wishes. I’m sure he will appreciate them.

<3


2,919 posted on 09/12/2015 6:29:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you smile in the face of hardship it means your soul is refusing to be a prisoner of sadness.)
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To: Pippin

I gave her a name that seems to suit her.
Ceirdwyn Trioblaid.
She is five pounds of fluff, a shoulder cat, and quite a talker at times.
“Daddy, there a bug! Get the bug for me? I want that bug!”
Only it comes out as a large eyed fixed stare and rapid chattering yips.
She sits princess like on pillows, nose skyward.
Quite funny.


2,920 posted on 09/12/2015 8:38:03 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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