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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: allin; drink; koalaoil; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; penguinhumor; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Darksheare; Covenantor

that’s what I thought at first also until I heard about the Pentagon and after I got home and turn on the TV in time to see the second plane hit the Towers.


2,861 posted on 09/11/2015 5:31:35 PM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: Darksheare

Same here. Caught the second plane strike. The media asshats were still continuing to avoid the mention of a terror attack as long as they could.


2,862 posted on 09/11/2015 5:32:50 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Darksheare

Same here. Caught the second plane strike. The media asshats were still continuing to avoid the mention of a terror attack as long as they could.


2,863 posted on 09/11/2015 5:32:51 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Pippin; Covenantor

When I turned the TV on and looked at the screen, I said “that...wasn’t a light plane.”


2,864 posted on 09/11/2015 5:33:29 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare; Covenantor

Definitely not!


2,865 posted on 09/11/2015 5:35:12 PM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: Covenantor

Day or two later, this message was told that the terrorists attacked because they hate us, period.
Her response was to repeat it in a rising nasal whine as if she couldn’t comprehend it.
“They haaaate us?!”
Didn’t see her on the air after that.


2,866 posted on 09/11/2015 5:38:12 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

Who was that Darks?


2,867 posted on 09/11/2015 5:40:03 PM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: Pippin; Darksheare

Don’t know if either of you had ever visited the WTC before the attack to see how solid the stainless steel were.

A light plane would have been like a fly on a wind shield. A Lear jet would have penetrated the wall but the hole would have been no where near the size of the multi-floor smash thru visible in the first broadcasts.


2,868 posted on 09/11/2015 5:41:46 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Pippin

Here’s the funny part, I do not remember her name.
I was busy laughing at her though.


2,869 posted on 09/11/2015 5:45:15 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Pippin; Darksheare

Something to consider for your reading lists

http://www.amazon.com/1000-Years-Revenge-International-FBI/dp/0060597259


2,870 posted on 09/11/2015 5:46:07 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor; Darksheare

I’ve never had the privilege of visiting the WTC before 9/11/2001 but I think I saw the first floor entrance while I was on a bus on the was to I think it was JFK Airport for our flight to Italy back in 1994. but I can’t be sure as it was at night. so I cant really say I’ve been to the WTC.


2,871 posted on 09/11/2015 5:47:01 PM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!


2,872 posted on 09/11/2015 5:47:33 PM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: Covenantor; Pippin

My father worked on elevators, so we went there to wander about and fiddle with the elevators back in the 80’s.
Part of the reason I turned the TV on was the fact that a light plane would have merely splattered, maybe busted in some windows.


2,873 posted on 09/11/2015 5:50:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Pippin; Darksheare
signing out with this


2,874 posted on 09/11/2015 5:50:14 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Darksheare; Covenantor

A small plane hitting the towers would have been like a fly hitting a small plate, not much damage wise.


2,875 posted on 09/11/2015 5:52:19 PM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: Covenantor

Good Night!


2,876 posted on 09/11/2015 5:53:21 PM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: Covenantor; Pippin

Rocket torpedo, I..uh...I haven’t done that.
Honest.
Really.


2,877 posted on 09/11/2015 6:03:06 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare; Covenantor

When you design your own, it will be complicated by needing to have a small rocket facing forward to the flight path, so that a column of gas will be made for the rest of the rocket to travel within.

In this way, the slowing effect of the water will not delay the torpedo’s flight.


2,878 posted on 09/11/2015 6:11:40 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: NicknamedBob

What? Huh?

Don’t answer.


2,879 posted on 09/11/2015 7:29:50 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

Super cavitation.
There’s a torpedo called the shkval that uses it.


2,880 posted on 09/11/2015 8:07:50 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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