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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: allin; drink; koalaoil; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; penguinhumor; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Good morning. I hope everyone had a good Labor Day not doing labor.


2,581 posted on 09/08/2015 5:52:38 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee

I did labor. I was in my kitchen, laboring over a rack of ribs, some potato salad and how best to clean the patio furniture. The latter was eased by the use of a hose and water!

The rest of the day was short.

I’m not happy with this new router, as my Kindle doesn’t recognize it, and I don’t know how to change that. My Brems!!!

How was your long weekend? There wasn’t much activity here, so I’m pretty sure most FReepers spent quality time with family and friends.


2,582 posted on 09/08/2015 6:19:39 AM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m working on a Web Development project for a non-profit so what wasn’t taken up with fambly and fronds was taken up with that.

I’m going to do a small vocabulary lesson and see if it can help actually pinpoint what your problem is with the (I assume) wireless network.

1) A router takes packets that it receives and sends them somewhere else. Routers don’t recognize devices, but they can be programmed to ignore URLs.
2) An Access Point takes a Wireless signal and connects it to the network. It may have some routing functions built in, but its primary purpose is to connect wireless devices. If you’re having problems connecting, it’s probably with your access point (WAP for Wireless Access Point).

So, your cable company may have given you a single device that will do both, but you’re having probelms with the access point.

Some troubleshooting questions.

1) Does your Kindle see the ID of your WAP? (Sometimes it will be called the SSID.)
2) If it does, does it ask for authentication information of more than password?
3) If it doesn’t, does it give you an “advanced” button?
4) If it gives you the authentication options (either on the main screen or through an advanced button) do you have a cheat-sheet from your ISP to tell you how to set them?

What I suspect is that your Kindle is using some default authentication protocal and it doesn’t match your WAP. If you share who your ISP is I’ll see if Google can help us set the Kindle to use the correct authentication.


2,583 posted on 09/08/2015 7:15:37 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Tax-chick

I keep thinking today’s kitteh is imagining what my internal organs might taste like.


2,584 posted on 09/08/2015 7:17:37 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee

I have to leave to take the truck in for the diagnostic soon, but when I get back, I will gather up my Kindle and go through it step by step.

I didn’t seem to have any trouble with the Nook, but that’s not what I do my reading on. And I HAVE to read at night. It helps to relax my mind.

So I should be back in about 45-55 minutes, as I will be walking home.


2,585 posted on 09/08/2015 7:28:52 AM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; afnamvet; airborne; Allegra; Altariel; Anoreth; Anton.Rutter; ..

To anyone who is interested, GeronL has been suspended. He has asked that the UT be pung. So consider it so.


2,586 posted on 09/08/2015 7:34:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

I gained again, but that was expected. Maybe this is the week when I’ll pull myself together!


2,587 posted on 09/08/2015 7:37:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: Monkey Face

Jaysus...


2,588 posted on 09/08/2015 7:59:13 AM PDT by Old Sarge (I prep because DHS and FEMA told me it was a good idea...)
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To: Old Sarge

Yepper... My thoughts exactly.


2,589 posted on 09/08/2015 8:19:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: ArGee; NoCmpromiz; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; All

Just got a call from Jerry at the Muffler Shop. It IS the fuel pressure regulator. I am going back to get it, now.


2,590 posted on 09/08/2015 8:29:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face; GeronL

He’s not showing as suspended.
*head scratch*


2,591 posted on 09/08/2015 8:32:55 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Tax-chick; DJ MacWoW

Those ears.
Reminds me of a kitten named “Boz” who had ridiculous ears like that even into adulthood.


2,592 posted on 09/08/2015 8:33:53 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Monkey Face

Let me know what it will cost for the new one.


2,593 posted on 09/08/2015 8:38:53 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: Tax-chick

Well, stat thinks!

Perhaps the UT should find another forum host? Or did our erstwhile author actually violate a valid rule?


2,594 posted on 09/08/2015 9:02:06 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Monkey Face

BTW: I’m not entirely sure of all the protocols, but I don’t think we can be pung until we’ve been ponged. It may have only been a draft spec, but I was sure that it was ping -> pong -> pung.


2,595 posted on 09/08/2015 9:04:31 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Darksheare

I will catch him on FB and let him know. Thanks!

Maybe he’s just banned from that thread...??


2,596 posted on 09/08/2015 9:05:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

Dunno.
Can’t find what happened.


2,597 posted on 09/08/2015 9:08:07 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

Freep mail...


2,598 posted on 09/08/2015 9:17:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: ArGee

I think the erstwhile author disagreed strongly with someone’s political views.


2,599 posted on 09/08/2015 9:22:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

!


2,600 posted on 09/08/2015 9:22:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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