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Mystery pooper targeting holes of Norwegian golf course
UPI ^
| 25 July 2015
| Ben Hooper
Posted on 07/30/2015 12:04:02 PM PDT by Theoria
The groundskeeper of a Norwegian golf course said a mystery pooper targeting course holes must be a man "because the poos are too massive to be from a woman."
Kenneth Tennfjord, groundskeeper at the Stavanger Golf Club, said he has been finding human feces and toilet paper in course holes since 2005.
"He has a couple of favorite holes," Tennfjord told the Rogaland Avis newspaper. "And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman."
"He poos only on weekdays. On weekends I have never found poo on the golf course," Tennfjord said.
He said the fecal discoveries are usually accompanied by used toilet paper.
Steinar Floisvik, managing director of the club, said the mystery pooper used to arrive via bicycle.
"In the early morning dew we observed bicycle tracks on the course. Footsteps showed that he had done his business, and the bicycle tracks disappeared back the way they came," Floisvik said.
Frode Jormeland, another groundskeeper, said the club installed high-powered spotlights to discourage the defecation, but the poop-etrator disabled them.
"He climbed up a tree next to the lights and wriggled far out on a branch and dismantled the spotlights. How he managed the feat without electrocuting himself or falling is a riddle," he said.
Floisvik said the pooper's motives are unknown.
"Our idea is that it could be someone who, for unknown reasons, hates the game of golf. Alternatively, the person may have a fetish or suffer from mental problems," he said.
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TOPICS: Outdoors; Society; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: golf; napl; norway
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:04:02 PM PDT
by
Theoria
To: Theoria
"And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman." Obviously he hasn't cleaned many women's bathrooms...
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:06:01 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
To: Theoria
Blame it on men?
What about that Kardashian skank with an @$$ twice the size of mine? What about Oprah?
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:06:15 PM PDT
by
lormand
(Inside every liberal is a dung slinging monkey)
To: Theoria
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:06:56 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Theoria
Paging Carl Spackler....Line 1....
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:07:36 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Old Sarge
Still, if there is no graffiti drawn in poo or menstrual blood then it doesn’t fit in with typical women’s room shenanigans.
Probably a guy.
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:08:29 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: dfwgator
Stalking a few of these here as we speak..Whats that flashing dot in the background of your clip?
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:10:10 PM PDT
by
CGASMIA68
To: Theoria
Occupooper ?
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:10:26 PM PDT
by
TexasCajun
( “A liberal is someone who thinks he knows more about your experience than you do.“)
To: dfwgator
When I was a kid I use to steal live in game golf balls by bicycle.
Hey you kid!!!!
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:10:32 PM PDT
by
right way right
(Disclaimer: Not a prophet but I have a pretty good record.)
To: Theoria
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:11:02 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Old Sarge
"And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman."
Yeah. Right.
"Easy there honey. Just wait 10 more seconds and the restroom is on the right."
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:11:25 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
To: Theoria
To: dfwgator
Sure that’s not a Baby Ruth?
To: TexasCajun
Judge: [reading the charges] Sergeant Highway. Drunk and disorderly, assault on an officer, urinating on a police vehicle?
Highway: Well, it seemed like the thing to do, sir.
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:12:43 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Old Sarge
This article brought tears of laughter!!! Is this satire?
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:13:48 PM PDT
by
Lynn
To: woweeitsme
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:14:06 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Old Sarge; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Salamander; Norm Lenhart; Semper Mark; Larry Lucido; ...
"Steinar Floisvik, managing director of the club, said the mystery pooper used to arrive via bicycle."
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:14:33 PM PDT
by
shibumi
("Cover it with gas and set it on fire.")
To: Theoria
The groundskeeper of a Norwegian golf course said a mystery pooper targeting course holes must be a man "because the poos are too massive to be from a woman."
That's sexist!
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:15:28 PM PDT
by
Don Corleone
("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
To: Theoria
Sure it has to be a man?
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:15:59 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: CGASMIA68
Thats the sun glaring off Bill Murray’s sniper scope.
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posted on
07/30/2015 12:16:12 PM PDT
by
envisio
(I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
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