Posted on 07/28/2015 11:15:01 AM PDT by goodwithagun
Public peeing for people with penises is generally no big deal. There’s no sitting involved, no squatting; no dirty toilet seats to deal with and no pulling one’s pants down to one’s ankles. It’s pretty unfair, when you think about it. Jeeeez thanks a lot, anatomy!
But if the Malcolm in the Middle theme song taught us anything, it’s that life is unfaaaair. So, in an attempt to even out the playing peeing field for vagina-owners, a company called Stand Up has invented some nifty little contraptions that allow women to piddle without sitting — or, as Stand Up puts it, “boycott the squat” and “join the urination.” So clever.
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Women must be careful in the ladies' rooms, too. Many of us (ahem!) actually carry an entire toilet-cleaning arsenal in our purses. When my children were young, I would sterilize the equipment completely before I let them anywhere near it.
At least it didn’t say “Cautionas! 220 Voltas!”
ROFLMAO You dirty daug- you made me break my promise. :snort: hehehehe geez. I still haven’t mastered sitting on the bumper yet.
Men sitting down. Women standing up. I am just so sick of this b###s###!
lolol This is a keeper. If I were 20, I’d print this out & put in over the potty (as a joke).It’s almost as good as Frank Zappa.
I saw what you did there.
Heheheh.
I’m with you Ken, and I’m a dude. Nothing angers me more than to go into a public restroom, have to #2, and there be piss all over the seat.
I’m 51 and haven’t pissed on toilet seat since I was 5 when my mom dragged me back in and made me clean it. Don’t other parents teach this?
Wife tells me women are worse than men. She works at Wal Mart (insert walmartian joke here) and they can’t figure out how they do some of the things they find.
They will be writing their names in the snow all over the place.
Very good idea!
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