[Boogieman]

You want to make a big gay superhero? Then go ahead and make one. Just don’t butcher someone else’s artistic creation to push your politics.

[Not A Snowbird]

heteronormativity

What?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

The Gay Supremacists are on the march!

[chris37]

The gay agenda is about domination and control.

[Disambiguator]

What a lot of hand-wringing over nothing. “Oh my gosh, someone might look at Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter) and have heterosexual thoughts about her!”

[Disambiguator]

because while Wonder Woman was a woman, she was also a cis-woman

This "cis-" stuff is stupid. Hence, my new tagline.

[wideminded]

- Batman #84 (June, 1954)

[MUDDOG]

a massive “coming out of the phone booth”

But what's a phone booth?

[NorthMountain]

because while Wonder Woman was a woman, she was also a cis-woman, and that costume just screamed heteronormativity.

How did he manage to type that without puking?

[ETL]

Any fans of the old-school wholesome Archie comic series?

___________________________________________________

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Archie Will Die Taking a Bullet for
His Gay Best Friend

This photo provided by Archie Comics shows the cover of the comic book, Life with Archie #36

Archie Comics/AP

By Associated Press
07/14/2014

The famous freckle-faced comic book icon is meeting his demise in Wednesday’s installment of Life with Archie when he intervenes in an assassination attempt on Kevin Keller, Archie Comics’ first openly gay character. Andrews’ death, which was first announced in April, will mark the conclusion of the series that focuses on grown-up renditions of Andrews and his Riverdale pals.

“The way in which Archie dies is everything that you would expect of Archie,” said Jon Goldwater, Archie Comics publisher and co-CEO. “He dies heroically. He dies selflessly. He dies in the manner that epitomizes not only the best of Riverdale but the best of all of us. It’s what Archie has come to represent over the past almost 75 years.”

Keller’s character first joined Veronica Lodge, Betty Cooper, Jughead Jones and Reggie Mantle in the Archie Comics spin-off Veronica in 2010. He later appeared in his own solo title.

In Life with Archie, Kevin Keller is a married military veteran and newly elected senator who’s pushing for more gun control in Riverdale after his husband was involved in a shooting.

http://www.people.com/article/archie-dies-saving-gay-best-friend-comics

[mjp]

Seriously. Name a superhero who wouldn’t be better off gay.

like increased risk of getting contagious diseases and lower life expectancy.

[Army Air Corps]

This has to be satire.

[tioga]

LMAO Superhero of what? Not macho and muscles....super sensitivity man?

[lurk]

Gay is the new god Baal. All must bow or be killed.

[Billthedrill]

Uh...I hate to be the killjoy who points this out, but they’re all pretty much queer as a football bat. I mean, come on, who wears full-length spandex in public these days? Well, aside from John Kerry...

[HOYA97]

What about “Big Gay Al”???

[teeman8r]

creating new super heroes is tough.

i created Flower Arrangement Guy and because of his special powers, and the letters on his pastel leotards and cape, everyone assumes he is a homo sexual, but he is not.

propagating the notion, that heterosexual men will get more with flowers, Flower Arrangement Guy looks for those in need of his services.

teeman

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

New comics characters and books?

Batwoman
Ballboy
Wonder If I’m a Woman, Woman
Supergay
Wolverina
Dr. YY, Dr. XY, Dr. XX
XY Men
XY Women
Clarkina Kent, they story behind the cape
Perry Black (PCed for you)
Transformerettes
Godzillerina
Casper the Too Friendly Ghost
Fredericka Flintstone: The Quarry Queen
Mickey and Minny Rodent
Little Red Riding Hoodie
Hansel Does Gretle
The Three Halah Pigs
Tommy and Jerry Get Married
Tweety and Sylvester: The story you don’t know
Heckle and Jeckle: They’re not just birds

It could get worse but I’ll spare you the grief and my horrible writing.

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

A treasure quote from the comments section:

Kevin Herman • 7 hours ago
No one wants to see Spider Man die of AIDs after his 899th sexual partner or Transgender Thor commit suicide because after he had his weenie amputated he is still depressed.

[MoochPooch]

I truly think it’s time for all of us to kiss Hollywood goodbye. Not only Hollywood, but Broadway, Madison Avenue & the rest of our media culture (books, magazines, TV shows, internet, etc.). We complain over & over about the content, which lately seems to have drifted from liberal to rabidly decadent, but the fault is ours if we continue to support it.

While total avoidance is impossible, I have become super selective in my intake. Most of my activities at this point are either religious or professional. Fortunately I have little time for anything else, anyway.

My advice to everyone: stay very busy.