First Lady Now Requires 26 Servants

canadafreepress.com ^ | 6/29/15 | By Dr. Paul L. Williams

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

First Lady Now Requires 26 Servants

By Dr. Paul L. Williams

"In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much,” she said. “See, that’s why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service,”— Michelle Obama.

We were wrong.

Michelle Obama, as we reported on July 7, is not served by twenty-two attendants who stand by to cater to her every whim.

She is served by twenty-six attendants, including a hair dresser and make-up artist.

The annual cost to taxpayers for such unprecedented attention is approximately $1,750,000 without taking into account the expense of the lavish benefit packages afforded to every attendant.

[angcat]

She is served by twenty-six attendants, including a hair dresser and make-up artist.

They should be fired!

[Covenantor]

Which one has to shave her back?

That task is assigned to a different unit to keep the flotus staff budget seem reasonable.

Field Marshall Harry Spina of the White House Plantation and Landscaping Corps has a staff of 12; 8 mowers and trimmers, and a quartet to softly sing slave songs during the process.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Why does she need a hairdresser to slap a wig on her?

[digger48]

Later read

[bgill]

Good to know there are at least 26 employees at the WH who can’t stand her. The proof is in her speeches and clothing. Are the gardeners on her staff?

[Rummyfan]

“See, that’s why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service,”— Michelle Obama.

Like that $300K no-show job for the U of Chicago Hospital? And as I understood it she was asked to leave that law firm and has even given up her law license.

[beethovenfan]

Marie Antoinette Obama. May she follow in her footsteps.

[V_TWIN]

“Laura Bush had 15, Mooshelle requires 26.”

Perhaps it is based on derriere size.............or mouth size......or both!

[jmacusa]

Michelle Obama, the new ‘’Massah’’.

[jmacusa]

Sure she does. The entire population of the UK are her servants.

[Sir Napsalot]

She could have 260 helpers to serve her, and she’s still an fugly person.

[Rio]

At least someone in that family is good at job creation.

[Sir Napsalot]

Ouch, you meant to say Michelle O is more leaky?

[Red_Devil 232]

Hmmmm a hair dresser and make-up artist? Her hair dresser needs assistants out looking for white woman weaves and her make-up artist is over worked using a trowel every day!

[treetopsandroofs]

“Ouch, you meant to say Michelle O is more leaky?”

Transsexuals in general have more plumbing secrets.

[Red Badger]

Well now we know where Moochie got her role model...............

[from occupied ga]

She needs the extra people to help hide the ugly.

There aren't enough people in New Deli to hid that. And I'm not just talking physical either.

[Rodamala]

She is served by twenty-six attendants, including a hair dresser and make-up artist.

The annual cost to taxpayers for such unprecedented attention is approximately $1,750,000 without taking into account the expense of the lavish benefit packages afforded to every attendant.

Shovel-Ready Jobs... 0bama Recovery!

[Rodamala]

Do we get to eat our cake now?

B-b-but, I don't like gay cake.