"Family Business" - a VERY demented, somewhat NSFW country song, by Yours Truly [vanity]

Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 6/24/15 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"

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This song is not suitable for younger or more sensitive listeners. Or anyone else, really.

To clear up any confusion, I write and record my music under the pen name "Hopalong Ginsberg." To create more confusion, 1-2-3 GoAt MiLk @#$%^!&#$%^ (((:{>-<--< spoOoOoOOOOooooon!

For a free MP3 download of "Family Business," click here or here.

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Lyrics in both video and video description.

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I'm not sure what I was thinking when I wrote this song. Now you can wonder too.

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[stormer]

When I saw “family business” and “NSFW” I assumed it was about the Duggers. Little did I know you were just pimping your yourself.

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If you’ve got it, flaunt it.

[humblegunner]

Yeah Baybay!

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I’m a strong believer in family values.

[LadyBuck]

Catchy tune.

Not offensive to this household, where even the youngest kiddie sings & strums along to The Rodeo Song :-)

[cuban leaf]

There wasn’t a disclaimer. It sounds exactly like my family. We’re going to sue you. Yep, the family business is doing fine!

/s

;-)

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I’ll add that in if need another verse. ;^)

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You’re raising ‘em right. ;^) Thanks!

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HAHAHA! Good one.

BTW, I own a very interesting movie called The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.

Your song describes them pretty well.

It’s a documentary by the “Jackass” folks about an infamous family.

[Awgie]

Hey HG do you live in Colorado by any chance? You know what Im sayin’....

[Nervous Tick]

From the lead-in, it’s clear that you know at least two more guitar chords than I do. :-)

That might just be the quintessential C&W song... if’n you could work in something about trains... and a pick up truck.

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The only chemical that inspires me is caffeine.

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> From the lead-in, it’s clear that you know at least two more guitar chords than I do. :-)

There’s more?!

> That might just be the quintessential C&W song... if’n you could work in something about trains... and a pick up truck.

I think that David Allan Coe beat me to it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Never_Even_Called_Me_by_My_Name

[familyop]

Upscale family in CO?

[familyop]

You won't keep a straight face while listening to this one--guaranteed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKjzolqJwgY

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I was thinking certain portions of New Mexico. ;^)

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>> I think that David Allan Coe beat me to it.

Yeah, but Mr. Coe’s first attempt omitted certain facets of “country” that you, uh, handled rather thoroughly. :-)

Add a trains and pickups (and disclaimer) verse and you’ll stand shoulder to shoulder with that knight of C&W.

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Just watched the trailer. “Life imitates art.”