To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
“My kangaroo self-identifies as a dog.”
2 posted on
06/17/2015 3:40:11 PM PDT by
Bryanw92
(Sic semper tyrannis)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
“Wis. city bars’ use of kangaroos as service animals.”
I was wondering what kangaroos can do to be helpful in bars ...
3 posted on
06/17/2015 3:41:09 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Say, what? Kangaroos can be pretty darn mean.
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
“Well, I’m white. And everybody knows that white men can’t jump. So I have a service kangaroo to do my jumping for me.”
5 posted on
06/17/2015 3:41:21 PM PDT by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
If I can’t take it inside I’ll have to tie me kangaroo down, sport.
6 posted on
06/17/2015 3:43:55 PM PDT by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
How about Wookies?
7 posted on
06/17/2015 3:44:19 PM PDT by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Dang nanny-staters. They wouldn’t let me take my pet scorpion into the Day Care center with me, either. Not even if I kept him on his leash. Heck yeah he’s a service animal! He keeps me from getting ravished by sex-crazed Hollywood starlets. Which I never have been. So it works. See?
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
How about a Service-Beaver? After all this is Beaver Dam, Wisc.
Guys, please do not parse my post. It’s about an animal, not Bill Clinton.
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
12 posted on
06/17/2015 3:49:41 PM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
attention whore...
15 posted on
06/17/2015 3:55:59 PM PDT by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: SkyDancer
17 posted on
06/17/2015 4:11:44 PM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
What about beavers?
I have a service beaver that assists me with...
...well, it’s rather personal and I’d rather not get in to details here, but suffice it to say the beaver provides me a valuable service.
18 posted on
06/17/2015 4:37:38 PM PDT by
WayneS
(Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
A man walks into a bar with a beaver and a kangaroo.
You finish the joke.
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
“the city’s Common Council voted 14-0 Monday night to define a service animal as a dog or miniature horse, but not a kangaroo.”
Wait. Hold the presses.
You can use a “miniature horse” as a service animal, but not a Kangaroo?
Can you house break a mini horse?
Maybe I’ve lived a sheltered life, but I’m 51 and never even heard of such a thing.
22 posted on
06/17/2015 4:46:08 PM PDT by
rikkir
(Anyone still believe the 8/08 Atlantic cover wasn't 100% accurate?)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
They really don’t have the authority to do this. But hey if they have money to defend themselves in the lawsuits and complaints to DOJ. It’s the taxpayer’s money after all.
24 posted on
06/17/2015 4:53:35 PM PDT by
lastchance
(Credo.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
As far as I'm concerned, the only animals that should be considered as "service" should be seeing eye dogs for the blind...........This crap is getting way out of hand.......
If you can't fly without your pig then maybe you should drive to your destination.........
26 posted on
06/17/2015 5:11:54 PM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(War IS the answer! Peace activists never liberated anything or anyone....)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
27 posted on
06/17/2015 5:16:55 PM PDT by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
the bartender says “We don’t get many kangaroos in here.”
And the kangaroo says, “at these prices you won’t get many more.”
29 posted on
06/17/2015 5:50:53 PM PDT by
organicchemist
(Without the second amendment, the first amendment is just talk)
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