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Wis. city bars use of kangaroos as service animals
KARE 11 ^
| 17 JUNE 2015
| KARE 11
Posted on 06/17/2015 3:38:34 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
BEAVER DAM, Wis. - Beaver Dam officials have changed the city's rules on service animals after a woman took a baby kangaroo into a McDonald's restaurant.
The Beaver Dam Daily Citizen reports the city's Common Council voted 14-0 Monday night to define a service animal as a dog or miniature horse, but not a kangaroo. Police can cite people who try to use other animals.
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
“My kangaroo self-identifies as a dog.”
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posted on
06/17/2015 3:40:11 PM PDT
by
Bryanw92
(Sic semper tyrannis)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
“Wis. city bars’ use of kangaroos as service animals.”
I was wondering what kangaroos can do to be helpful in bars ...
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posted on
06/17/2015 3:41:09 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Say, what? Kangaroos can be pretty darn mean.
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
“Well, I’m white. And everybody knows that white men can’t jump. So I have a service kangaroo to do my jumping for me.”
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posted on
06/17/2015 3:41:21 PM PDT
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
If I can’t take it inside I’ll have to tie me kangaroo down, sport.
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posted on
06/17/2015 3:43:55 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
How about Wookies?
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posted on
06/17/2015 3:44:19 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Dang nanny-staters. They wouldn’t let me take my pet scorpion into the Day Care center with me, either. Not even if I kept him on his leash. Heck yeah he’s a service animal! He keeps me from getting ravished by sex-crazed Hollywood starlets. Which I never have been. So it works. See?
To: Bryanw92
Our cat self identifies as a dog. Shake works....
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posted on
06/17/2015 3:47:45 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current device...)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
How about a Service-Beaver? After all this is Beaver Dam, Wisc.
Guys, please do not parse my post. It’s about an animal, not Bill Clinton.
To: MrEdd
Let your Abos go loose....
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posted on
06/17/2015 3:48:27 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current device...)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
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posted on
06/17/2015 3:49:41 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Bryanw92
“My kangaroo self-identifies as a dog.”
Best comment of the day.
To: RightGeek
Is there a monkey in the wookie’s mouth?????
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posted on
06/17/2015 3:53:47 PM PDT
by
fulltlt
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
attention whore...
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posted on
06/17/2015 3:55:59 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Tax-chick
I was wondering what kangaroos can do to be helpful in bars ... Bus tables, of course - extra carrying space.
To: SkyDancer
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posted on
06/17/2015 4:11:44 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
What about beavers?
I have a service beaver that assists me with...
...well, it’s rather personal and I’d rather not get in to details here, but suffice it to say the beaver provides me a valuable service.
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posted on
06/17/2015 4:37:38 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
A man walks into a bar with a beaver and a kangaroo.
You finish the joke.
To: Larry Lucido
A baby seal walks into a club...
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