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There once was a woman named Rachel
To whom everything was racial.
When white she did sue,
But then changed her hue
In pursuit of a home that was palatial.
1 posted on 06/17/2015 11:20:46 AM PDT by matt1234
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A fake black born in a teepee
When outed became somewhat weepy.
"I really am black.
So cut me some slack!
Check with the NAACP."
35 posted on 06/17/2015 12:22:17 PM PDT by matt1234
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How about Haiku?

Rachel Dolezal
doesn't get the same respect
as Caitlyn Jenner.

-PJ

37 posted on 06/17/2015 12:24:54 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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ROTF! You people are too much. As I stated in another thread, this fraudster may have unwittingly exposed the inherent racism and stupidity of the politics of race. Let’s hope enough of the PC “not sees” get it and once and for all take MLK’s advice and learn to judge people by their character.


42 posted on 06/17/2015 12:39:01 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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They just found out Rachel is white.
After 20 years down with the fight.
The spray tan blanched back,
Hair lost its fake nap,
A cheese sandwich with mayo tonight.


43 posted on 06/17/2015 12:40:06 PM PDT by Yaelle ("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way...")
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A female version of The Jerk
To snag a black man she did lurk.
But she didn't fool the brothers
Who said to each other,
"Dat white girl can't even twerk."
44 posted on 06/17/2015 12:40:49 PM PDT by matt1234
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Hickery Dickery Dock
Rachel’s race story’s a crock
The press got her good
Cuz she aint from the hood
Now lawyers call round the clock


46 posted on 06/17/2015 12:45:50 PM PDT by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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There once was a girl with personality.
But she decided to escape reality.
Her farce was exposed.
Now everyone one knows.
Her 15 minutes have met their finality.


47 posted on 06/17/2015 1:06:38 PM PDT by moovova
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Who cares? What’s the obsession with Rachel Dolezal? It’s the same with all the gay / lesbian obsession threads too.


49 posted on 06/17/2015 1:14:46 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common anymore.)
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About Rachel:

Seeking to invent reality,
Her race became a formality,
She says she is black,
But tone she does lack,
Will this become a legality?


51 posted on 06/17/2015 1:19:47 PM PDT by Beach333
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It’s obvious Rachael is black,

So why is she getting such flack?

If Bruce is a chick

And still has his d..k,

Then Dolezal really is Shaq.


52 posted on 06/17/2015 1:26:10 PM PDT by COUNTrecount (Race Baiting...... "It's What's For Breakfast")
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Though able to talk mounds of smack
Her skin the right pigment did lack
So in a quick manner
Rachel bought some cheap tanner
Now Orange has become the new Black.
53 posted on 06/17/2015 1:29:55 PM PDT by martin_fierro (This is HUE and SERIES)
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Supposedly blacks are oppressed
But in truth, it must be confessed
When Rachel was “black”
Not one thing did she lack
But now that she’s white, she is stressed


54 posted on 06/17/2015 1:31:26 PM PDT by Nea Wood
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Once a girl so fair and so pinky
Thought she'd curl her hair and go kinky;
Then she worked on her tan,
Made it dark as she can,
But she still didn't look very inky!
57 posted on 06/17/2015 2:14:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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Love your many howlers, FReepers! Laughing so loud I'm scaring the neighbors!

There once was a gal named Dolezal
Who wanted to look like Michelle
She said, “Bro, don’t you snitch
That I’s born a white bitch!"
But then Mom and Dad said, “Do tell.”

59 posted on 06/17/2015 2:19:05 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("We've seen this before. There's a master race. Now there's a master faith." Benjamin Netanyahu)
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There once was a white gal named Rachel
Who faked her employment credential
Her own folks she did skeeve
So she got her some weave
But now she’s been dispreferentialed.


61 posted on 06/17/2015 2:36:13 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("We've seen this before. There's a master race. Now there's a master faith." Benjamin Netanyahu)
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Great thread!


62 posted on 06/17/2015 2:50:02 PM PDT by Nevadan
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This story is such a mind-twister.
‘bout this girl who claims she’s a sister.
Her parents have cried,
Our daughter has lied.
Cause if she was white, nobody would’ve missed her.


69 posted on 06/17/2015 3:12:27 PM PDT by moovova
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I knew of a liberal named Rachel,
Whose fantasy world was palatial,
She made her own rules,
Now the biggest of fools,
And reception to her has been glacial.


78 posted on 06/17/2015 9:24:25 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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There once was a girl name of Rachel
For white privilege she was very ungrateful
So she tanned by machine
On her braids Afro-sheen
If you don't play along you're just hateful
80 posted on 06/17/2015 11:08:57 PM PDT by informavoracious (Open your eyes, people!)
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