There once was a woman named Rachel
To whom everything was racial.
When white she did sue,
But then changed her hue
In pursuit of a home that was palatial.
1 posted on
06/17/2015 11:20:46 AM PDT by
matt1234
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To: matt1234
I heard of a lady named Rachel
Who looked good with a shoe polish facial...
2 posted on
06/17/2015 11:24:36 AM PDT by
Steely Tom
(Vote GOP: A Slower Handbasket)
To: matt1234
I must decline. The words I want to use will get me banned.
3 posted on
06/17/2015 11:26:16 AM PDT by
Fiddlstix
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To: matt1234
Let’s throw a few words in for inspiration.
Transracial,
Transgender,
Transfat.
4 posted on
06/17/2015 11:29:26 AM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: matt1234
There was a gal named Dolezal
Who was confused about her color.
Since her name was Rachel
She changed from one to the other.
5 posted on
06/17/2015 11:30:33 AM PDT by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: matt1234
A Caucasian girl from Montana
Wore dreadlocks wrapped in a bandana
She dyed her skin brown
And paraded ‘round town
Tho’ she’s whiter than Princess Diana!
To: matt1234
7 posted on
06/17/2015 11:33:04 AM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: matt1234
Rachel the fair from Montanna
A neophyte racial polyanna
Dyed skin once so fair, and braided her hair
black or white like the keys of a pian-ah
9 posted on
06/17/2015 11:41:52 AM PDT by
LambSlave
To: matt1234
There once was a woman from Spokane
Who came up with a wonderful plan
She pretended to be black
talked some smack
And now she’s back to being The Man
To: matt1234
There’s a lady named Rachel, just wack.
She white but she thinks she is black.
Kinked her hair good
But she ain’t from the hood
That phony white bitch is on crack.
11 posted on
06/17/2015 11:44:47 AM PDT by
Yaelle
("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way...")
To: matt1234
White as a lily she stands
Hair braided in corn-rowed strands
Accepted as black
Though pigment she lacks
Home among other lying sacks.
12 posted on
06/17/2015 11:45:40 AM PDT by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
To: matt1234; Lazamataz
Rachel is a girl who’s confused
Her color has her bemused
White when she wants but black when it fits
Color determined by the content of shit
Now there’s a chick even Laz wouldn’t hit
13 posted on
06/17/2015 11:49:51 AM PDT by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
To: matt1234
Born white as the beard on Ol’ Claus
Po Rachel struggled to be down with cause
So down the chimney she went
To come out black as flint
Only to be outed by her Ma and her Pa
15 posted on
06/17/2015 11:51:28 AM PDT by
shotgun
To: matt1234
“I don’t want to be who I am,”
Said Rachel, “More ethnic would make me just grand.”
“Need a good minority
“So African’s my priority;
“My genetic reality be damned.”
17 posted on
06/17/2015 11:53:22 AM PDT by
Yaelle
("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way...")
To: matt1234
Along came a crazy white bitch
Who has just one little hitch
She thinks she’s black,
Now she can’t go back
She brazenly thinks it’s her niche.
20 posted on
06/17/2015 11:58:45 AM PDT by
tioga
To: matt1234
With looks as fair as a Viking,
She felt Black was more to her liking.
"It's great money," she mused.
"If I can pull off this ruse,
It's rich I soon will be striking."
22 posted on
06/17/2015 12:02:19 PM PDT by
matt1234
To: matt1234
This woman named Rachel is white,
But skin hue she vows she will fight,
She faked her skin tome ID,
Defrauded the NAACP,
Until her parents brought it all into light.
25 posted on
06/17/2015 12:08:55 PM PDT by
MortMan
(All those in favor of gun control raise both hands!)
To: matt1234; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JoeProBono; ...
There once was a whitey named Rachel
Who looked like Fonzie on steroids
Blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah
My big, black foot up your ass!
(Apologies to Chris Rock, SNL)
DANG!
26 posted on
06/17/2015 12:09:18 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Cancer-free since 1988! US out of UN! UN out of US!)
To: matt1234
The NAACP just bore the brunt,
Of a lady who's race, she did punt,
She claimed to be black,
But she's really a hack,
What an evil, malevolent [Person].
27 posted on
06/17/2015 12:11:16 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(The new GOP slogan: "Vote for us!!! We're 0.000015% less evil than the Democrats!!!")
To: matt1234
30 posted on
06/17/2015 12:15:59 PM PDT by
rlmorel
("National success by the Democratic Party equals irretrievable ruin." Ulysses S. Grant.)
To: matt1234
She used to be white, but now she’s black
Then one day she decided to buy a new rack
She got found out, for what she’s really about
And now she’s just regular style liberal hack
34 posted on
06/17/2015 12:21:02 PM PDT by
kjam22
(my music video "If My People" at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74b20RjILy4)
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