[matt1234]

There once was a woman named Rachel
To whom everything was racial.
When white she did sue,
But then changed her hue
In pursuit of a home that was palatial.

[matt1234]

A fake black born in a teepee
When outed became somewhat weepy.
"I really am black.
So cut me some slack!
Check with the NAACP."

[Political Junkie Too]

How about Haiku?

Rachel Dolezal
doesn't get the same respect
as Caitlyn Jenner.

-PJ

[Impala64ssa]

ROTF! You people are too much. As I stated in another thread, this fraudster may have unwittingly exposed the inherent racism and stupidity of the politics of race. Let’s hope enough of the PC “not sees” get it and once and for all take MLK’s advice and learn to judge people by their character.

[Yaelle]

They just found out Rachel is white.
After 20 years down with the fight.
The spray tan blanched back,
Hair lost its fake nap,
A cheese sandwich with mayo tonight.

[matt1234]

A female version of The Jerk
To snag a black man she did lurk.
But she didn't fool the brothers
Who said to each other,
"Dat white girl can't even twerk."

[Nachum]

Hickery Dickery Dock
Rachel’s race story’s a crock
The press got her good
Cuz she aint from the hood
Now lawyers call round the clock

[moovova]

There once was a girl with personality.
But she decided to escape reality.
Her farce was exposed.
Now everyone one knows.
Her 15 minutes have met their finality.

[Cobra64]

Who cares? What’s the obsession with Rachel Dolezal? It’s the same with all the gay / lesbian obsession threads too.

[Beach333]

About Rachel:

Seeking to invent reality,
Her race became a formality,
She says she is black,
But tone she does lack,
Will this become a legality?

[COUNTrecount]

It’s obvious Rachael is black,

So why is she getting such flack?

If Bruce is a chick

And still has his d..k,

Then Dolezal really is Shaq.

[martin_fierro]

Though able to talk mounds of smack
Her skin the right pigment did lack
So in a quick manner
Rachel bought some cheap tanner
Now Orange has become the new Black.

[Nea Wood]

Supposedly blacks are oppressed
But in truth, it must be confessed
When Rachel was “black”
Not one thing did she lack
But now that she’s white, she is stressed

[Charles Henrickson]

Once a girl so fair and so pinky
Thought she'd curl her hair and go kinky;
Then she worked on her tan,
Made it dark as she can,
But she still didn't look very inky!

[Albion Wilde]

Love your many howlers, FReepers! Laughing so loud I'm scaring the neighbors!

There once was a gal named Dolezal
Who wanted to look like Michelle
She said, “Bro, don’t you snitch
That I’s born a white bitch!"
But then Mom and Dad said, “Do tell.”

[Albion Wilde]

There once was a white gal named Rachel
Who faked her employment credential
Her own folks she did skeeve
So she got her some weave
But now she’s been dispreferentialed.

[Nevadan]

Great thread!

[moovova]

This story is such a mind-twister.
‘bout this girl who claims she’s a sister.
Her parents have cried,
Our daughter has lied.
Cause if she was white, nobody would’ve missed her.

[MoochPooch]

I knew of a liberal named Rachel,
Whose fantasy world was palatial,
She made her own rules,
Now the biggest of fools,
And reception to her has been glacial.

[informavoracious]

There once was a girl name of Rachel
For white privilege she was very ungrateful
So she tanned by machine
On her braids Afro-sheen
If you don't play along you're just hateful