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1 posted on 06/15/2015 6:53:56 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Slings and Arrows

kitty ping


2 posted on 06/15/2015 6:54:15 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana

I love cats. I just want to hug all of them, but I can’t hug every cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CheBneJ9HmA


3 posted on 06/15/2015 6:59:05 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.s)
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To: Morgana

My kitties love me, of this I am sure.


4 posted on 06/15/2015 6:59:55 PM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: Morgana

I freely admit it: I am staff to my cats. :)


5 posted on 06/15/2015 7:03:12 PM PDT by bigredkitty1 (March 5,2010. Rest in peace, sweet boy. I will miss you, Big Red.)
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To: Morgana

Cats are great companions and this article did teach me a few things about the beloved and aloof kitteh.


6 posted on 06/15/2015 7:08:35 PM PDT by PROCON (CRUZing into 2016 with Ted.)
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To: Morgana
More like, as Martin says, "These people feed me and give me a soft place to sleep at night. Over 12 years one understands that mass hypnosis is useful."


"Besides the place is stocked with game. Can't beat that!"
7 posted on 06/15/2015 7:09:02 PM PDT by BigEdLB (They need to target the 'Ministry of Virtue' which has nothing to do with virtue.)
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To: Morgana
Cat diary:

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan...

DAY 768- I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.

9 posted on 06/15/2015 7:11:49 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (The 1st amendment is the voice and the 2nd is the teeth of freedom. Obama wants to knock out both.)
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To: Morgana

Understand a cat? Mine hates me a little less than everyone else in the world. And I relish that.


11 posted on 06/15/2015 7:16:55 PM PDT by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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To: Titan Magroyne

*Meatloaf ping*


12 posted on 06/15/2015 7:17:21 PM PDT by Drumbo ("Democracy can withstand anything but democrats." - Jubal Harshaw (Robert A. Heinlein))
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To: Morgana; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; ...

14 posted on 06/15/2015 7:29:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://www.hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook ID: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Morgana

Why, yes I can. Here, I’ll do a little translating.

“Meow” - Get out of my chair you big oaf.

“Meow” - You do see my empty dish, don’t you?

“Meow” - I don’t know what I stepped on in the cat box, but it wasn’t litter.

“Meow” - I would give eight lives just to kick your behind.


16 posted on 06/15/2015 7:31:14 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Morgana

I read the Life of Pi before I saw the movie and I don’t think that this was in the movie but at one point he talks about the five sounds a tiger makes and one of them was love. My cat Bob has started making a very odd sound and I think that’s the one. He also makes a sound when he is watching birds or squirrels through the window. He purrs, meows but I haven’t heard him hiss in a long time. He’s a very mellow cat.


18 posted on 06/15/2015 7:39:29 PM PDT by Mercat (Donate to Stop the HildeKraken PAC)
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To: Morgana

I love the British term “moggie” as referring to cats.

I wouldn’t call my cats that. They prefer their titles.

;^)


19 posted on 06/15/2015 7:51:35 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: Morgana

Our cat is sitting here with me right now. He likes getting a lot of love. (His late sister liked it even more.)


23 posted on 06/15/2015 8:55:48 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: Morgana

One of our kitties brings my wife flowers from a flowering tree. No reason other than praise as far as we can tell. He will howl to let her know it is there for the asking. He will munch on it if not accepted.


24 posted on 06/15/2015 10:12:47 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Morgana

Cats actually remind me a lot of toddlers:

“I LOVE you, Mommy! Hold me! Entertain me! Feed me! No, not that, no not that not that, yes, yummy! Love you Mommy! I AM THE MOST AMAZING AND IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE! Feed me good stuff! Okay, nap time.”

I found having cats very good training for having kids. ;o)


27 posted on 06/16/2015 1:54:19 AM PDT by Hetty_Fauxvert (FUBO, and the useful idiots you rode in on!)
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To: Morgana

I for one welcome our feline overlords.


29 posted on 06/16/2015 5:00:50 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Pull the string! Pull the string! A story must be told.)
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