Bring a nose clip if ya ever go inside the big Pyramid.
And don’t forget to ride a camel. :-)
I think they let you ride a camel for free
But it is $10 to get down
I refused to ride them there, because the camels were covered in fleas. My friends got great photos of themselves on a camel in front of the pyramids though.
When I was a teenager, I used to read books on the Great Pyramid. Do they allow anyone to sleep in the King’s Chamber? One book I read said that Napoleon slept there one night and came out completely shaken. Wouldn’t say what happened because he said no one would believe him.
Not exactly Spring fresh in the old pyramids, eh?

The space photo shows that the Pyramids are hardly out in the middle of no where. They're immediatlly adjacent to Giza. Which of course, like all of Egypt, is nasty hole populated by awful people.
Egypt is a place where an American woman doing a TV report gets sexually brutalized by a crowd of men to the point of permanent physical damage.
Garbage culture. Wicked people.