YOU THINK BEING TRANS-BLACK IS BAD, RACHEL DOLEZAL? WAIT TILL YOU HEAR ABOUT MY PROBLEM…

Breitbart ^ | 6/12/2015 | James Delingpole

[moneyrunner]

I was born an 18th century Duke with a vast estate, a stable of two dozen hunters, a bevy of mistresses, a summer “nooky house”, more estates in the West Indies (where I can assure you that the workers are all very happy with their lot and address me cheerfully as “Massa Duke, Sir”), a beautiful if slightly remote wife who is related to the King, lots of paintings (especially of me) by Gainsborough and Reynolds, yet I am trapped in the body of a middle-class, middle-aged journalist in ugly, pointless, 21st century Britain.

And it is HELL, I tell you, hell.

[Jack Hydrazine]

This guy is transfollicular!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXRtCFTOxRY

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

And to make matters worse, the authors name, at first glance, looked like “Dinglepole”....

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

I came out as a transpecies last year. I had to sit down my wife and parents and had to admit that I always felt I was born a turtle in a mans body. I came out of my shell to them, and now after the operation I feel 100% complete. It is a little awkward going to work and out in public, I get a lot of stares and bias. It's not easy being a transspecies.

Also our son has expressed that he is a turtle so we are starting him early. Transspecies rights now!

[SubMareener]

Well! I am going to be transcendent!

[Jack Hydrazine]

Yesterday There Was Transracialism And Transethnicity. Today? “Otherkin.” Oh Yes. It’s A Thing.

http://chicksontheright.com/blog/item/29368-yesterday-there-was-transracialism-and-transethnicity-today-otherkin-oh-yes-it-s-a-thing

[OpusatFR]

My son is a lesbian. He loves women. I just don’t know.

[SubMareener]

Mrs. Submareener says she it praying to be found worthy to meet Jesus half way! In the air that is! ;-)

[Jack Hydrazine]

[Jack Hydrazine]

Top 5 Reasons You Can’t Change Your Race… or Gender
http://louderwithcrowder.com/top-5-reasons-you-cant-change-your-race-or-gender/

[cripplecreek]

I’m a Jew in a ham craving gentile body.

[Leaning Right]

As a turtle expert, I officially identify you as a Painted Terrapin turtle. And in a way, that’s fortunate for you.

Because you are an endangered species. You are therefore eligible for many federal benefits and protections. And you are not to be interfered with in any way, by anyone, when you go anywhere (supermarket, etc.).

Just be sure to put turtle in parentheses after your name when you sign anything.

[Leaning Right]

And to make matters worse, the authors name, at first glance, looked like “Dinglepole”....

It's snide remarks like that that will get you in trouble with 18th century dukes. In fact, I'm guessing you just lost your chance to be invited to any fancy royal parties.

[miss marmelstein]

I’m a salmon but no one takes me seriously.

[null and void]

Are you a Turtle?

[null and void]

We have a salmon of doubt.

[Chode]

i'm not really 60yrs old, i'm seventeen...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I am a trans-mortalist. I am really a deity trapped in a mortals body.

People must chew laurel leaves when they come before me and they are not allowed to enter without an appropriate offering. (Today it is pancakes.)

[IronJack]

Why limit yourself? I have decided that I am a pan-sexual, -species, -temporal, and -racialist. I can be anything I want anytime I want anywhere I want. Right now I'm a 24th-century Denebian slime devil who wears glasses and drinks cheap rye whiskey. But later this afternoon, I might be a horned toad in colonial Massachusetts or a lesbian Sherpa camel trainer in Patagonia.

And just wait till I tell you what I have planned for Halloween!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

It’s ok - my husband has always wanted to be King, has always felt he was living a lie since he was not recognized as royalty, and just announced to me he intends to claim his right immediately!