Right?
To: Lucky9teen
Woohoo!! I missed you last week!
2 posted on
05/15/2015 5:28:32 AM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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3 posted on
05/15/2015 5:28:45 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
6 posted on
05/15/2015 5:31:26 AM PDT by
PROCON
(CRUZing into 2016 with Ted.)
To: Lucky9teen
THANK YOU, WE NEED SOME SILLINESS!
10 posted on
05/15/2015 5:34:44 AM PDT by
Old Sarge
(Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
To: Lucky9teen
I’ve got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service, and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
Actually, you would be the one they cannot watch. There are rules these agencies have so that they don’t offend the Mooselimbs.
15 posted on
05/15/2015 5:40:27 AM PDT by
boycott
To: Lucky9teen
20 posted on
05/15/2015 5:54:28 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
23 posted on
05/15/2015 6:10:03 AM PDT by
zeugma
(Are there more nearby spiders than the sun is big?)
To: Lucky9teen
A Pakistani I knew once told me the U.S. could overrun any Muslim country it chose to, simply by airdropping live pigs and Playboy magazines.
To: Lucky9teen
Sex slave kidnapping.
Warning! Extremely explicit. This leaves nothing to you imagination. No kidding. You'll see the soon to be sex slave kidnapped right off the road.
I'm surprised YouTube allowed this to be posted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deqnFQgBgEk
h/t to Leo for propagating this disgusting filth.
26 posted on
05/15/2015 6:18:37 AM PDT by
upchuck
(The current Federal Government is what the Founding Fathers tried to prevent. WAKE UP!! Amendment V)
To: Lucky9teen
None of the following are original with me.
** My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front. ** Bruce Jenner plans to donate his balls to nobama.
** URGENT WARNING!
27 posted on
05/15/2015 6:19:50 AM PDT by
upchuck
(The current Federal Government is what the Founding Fathers tried to prevent. WAKE UP!! Amendment V)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
TOP FITTY WOO HOO
To: All
BEST BARTENDER JOKE EVER
.
A Suspended Lawyer,
an Illegal Alien,
a Pathological Liar,
a Muslim,
a Communist,
a Terrible golfer
and a Black Guy walk into a BAR.
.
Bartender says.
“What’ll it be, Mr. President?
.
41 posted on
05/15/2015 6:53:55 AM PDT by
patriot08
(NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
To: Lucky9teen; Lazamataz; martin_fierro
57 posted on
05/15/2015 7:41:53 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
The Contest
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in
town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign:
“Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“I am entering” said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
“Well, how did you do?”
“First Place,” said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:
“Contest for the strongest man in the world.”
“I’m entering,” says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
“How did you make out?”
“First Place,” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”
They continue walking when they see a sign:
“Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?”
Pinocchio says “this is mine.”
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
“What happened?” they asked.
“Who the heck is Hillary Clinton?” asked Pinocchio.
67 posted on
05/15/2015 8:41:44 AM PDT by
Twotone
(Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)
To: Lucky9teen
As you might already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.If only they’d follow that law. Lots of them view porn.
71 posted on
05/15/2015 12:19:36 PM PDT by
al_c
(Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
To: Lucky9teen
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