Hillary's Accomplishments; So Quit Saying She Doesn’t Have Any!

Addicting Info ^ | April 13, 2015 | Ryan 'Fanboi' Denson

[Diana in Wisconsin]

There are many, MANY people who seem to think Hillary Clinton hasn’t accomplished anything. Apparently, being a First Lady, a Senator, as well as Secretary of State doesn’t count as accomplishments to her critics. But here is a very simple summary that encompasses Hillary Clinton and what she has accomplished throughout her life — Courtesy of a friend:

“First ever student commencement speaker at Wellesley College. Distinguished graduate of Yale Law School. Former Director of the Arkansas Legal Aid Clinic. Former civil litigation attorney. Former Law Professor at the University of Arkansas School of Law. Former First Lady of Arkansas. Former First Lady of the United States, and the first FLOTUS in US History to hold a postgraduate degree. First ex-FLOTUS in US History to be elected to the United States Senate. Elected by the… State of New York to serve two terms in the United States Senate. Former US Secretary of State. GRAMMY Award Winner. Author. Self proclaimed Pantsuit Aficionado. Married to a man named Bill, who plays the saxophone.”

[BenLurkin]

The closest thing on that list to an accomplishments is the Senate election — but even that is not an actual accomplishment.

It is merely an opportunity to achieve accomplishments.

And what did she accompliash as a Senator?

[spokeshave]

...and a moral compass that hasn’t been magnetized.

[arthurus]

Most of those things are offices, not accomplishments. What did she accomplish while holding those offices?

[Perdogg]

She actually pushed out Nita Lowey from running in 2000 for the US Senate.

[Travis McGee]

[American in Israel]

Don’t forget she was the first woman to successfully burglarize the White House

[justa-hairyape]

Never question the achievements of Hillary the Great. Conquerer of Kosovo, Libya, Egypt, Syria and Ukraine. And there are many countries she has yet to conquer, so the world better be, once again, ready for Hillary the Great.

[tbpiper]

The Clinton Foundation..... has improved the living conditions for nearly 400 million people in over 180 countries through its Initiative program.

Tell that to the Haitians.

But less than a year after Caracol Industrial Park's gala opening — with Bill and Hillary Clinton, Sean Penn, designer Donna Karan and Haiti's current and former presidents among the guests — the feeling these days is disappointment. Hundreds of smallholder farmers were coaxed into giving up more than 600 acres of land for the complex, yet nearly 95 percent of that land remains unused.(emphasis mine,TBP) A much-needed power plant was completed on the site, supplying the town with more electricity than ever, but locals say surges of wastewater have caused floods and spoiled crops... Most critically, fewer than 1,500 jobs have been created — paying too little, the locals say, and offering no job security

This was from a report from Aljazeera America entitled "A glittering industrial park in Haiti falls short"

[El Cid]

Why I'd include unparalleled Commodity trader who retired from her profession at the top of her prime.
Rose Law Firm magician (she made records disappear).
Congressional historian - with a vast collection of Congress-men's personal files.
Heroine of Benghazi.

Many accomplishments. Huzzah.

[MeshugeMikey]

First Former First Lady to do a Charmin Ad On The Drudge Report!!

[HotHunt]

[Diana in Wisconsin]

That’s what I’m sayin’! :)

[HotHunt]

Three sheets to the WIN!

[Half Vast Conspiracy]

[sten]

my friends family was close with them in Arkansas and said she really smells bad

meanwhile, her biggest accomplishment to date has been arming AQ and getting Americans killed in Benghazi

[bray]

She was the first SOS to lie to a dead Marine’s mother about how he died.

Pray America is waking

[jmacusa]

This reads like the biggest excuse a twelve year old has for trying to tell why they didn't do their homework.

[jmacusa]

“Smells bad’’? As in body odor? Probably because of the swollen ankles. Lots of fluid build up, dead skin cells. Ugh!

[sten]

I always figured it was related to a raging case of herpes, thanks to her ‘husband’

[Mase]