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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 04/10/2015 5:39:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
We are living in the Twilight Zone with news stories like these...
White House: Despite Order, Venezuela Not a National Security Threat to U.S.
U.S. Expects to Remove Cuba from Terrorist List Ahead of Panama Summit
Jeb Bush Identified Himself as "Hispanic" on Voter Form
Obama: Ban Parents from Having Children Counseled Not to be ‘LGBTQ+’
A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore power to the White House, officials said, "2016?" ~ Fallon
A new survey found that a growing number of millennials want to work from home and get more time off. They would have said more, but they had to pick up their gold star for participating in that survey. ~ Fallon
The top 15 contenders for the Republican nomination own at least 40 guns among them. If we elect a Republican president no one is hopping over the White House fence ever again. ~ Conan
A new poll in Cuba shows that President Obama is more popular than Fidel Castro. Then again, so is putting your whole family on a raft in the middle of the night. ~ Seth Meyers
Jeb Bush is facing criticism after it was just revealed that he checked off his race as "Hispanic" on a voter registration form back in 2009. When asked if he regrets it now, Bush said, "Si.” ~ Fallon
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; queer; silliness; twilightzone
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To: Lucky9teen
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04/10/2015 6:41:39 AM PDT
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Paul46360
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To: Safetgiver
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04/10/2015 6:42:13 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box?
"Omg, donut seeds!"
To: Rummyfan
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
To: Lucky9teen
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04/10/2015 6:45:28 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
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04/10/2015 6:46:45 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
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To: ShadowAce
Egrets? I have a few.
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04/10/2015 6:49:03 AM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Whenever I find myself in a conundrum, I ask myself: What would Elvis do?)
To: Lucky9teen
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:49:44 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: TexasCajun
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04/10/2015 6:51:19 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Paul46360
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:51:44 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
W T Heck is that suppose to be???
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04/10/2015 6:54:09 AM PDT
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Paul46360
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To: Lucky9teen
To: TexasCajun
To: Paul46360
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04/10/2015 6:55:39 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: mykroar
I believe Peter got African and Indian elephants mixed up. I thought zoos only have Indian elephants.
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posted on
04/10/2015 7:00:39 AM PDT
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4yearlurker
(Fifteen two,fifteen four and a pair is six.)
To: BenLurkin
To: AppyPappy
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04/10/2015 7:21:07 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
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