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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 04/10/2015 5:39:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
We are living in the Twilight Zone with news stories like these...
White House: Despite Order, Venezuela Not a National Security Threat to U.S.
U.S. Expects to Remove Cuba from Terrorist List Ahead of Panama Summit
Jeb Bush Identified Himself as "Hispanic" on Voter Form
Obama: Ban Parents from Having Children Counseled Not to be LGBTQ+
A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore power to the White House, officials said, "2016?" ~ Fallon
A new survey found that a growing number of millennials want to work from home and get more time off. They would have said more, but they had to pick up their gold star for participating in that survey. ~ Fallon
The top 15 contenders for the Republican nomination own at least 40 guns among them. If we elect a Republican president no one is hopping over the White House fence ever again. ~ Conan
A new poll in Cuba shows that President Obama is more popular than Fidel Castro. Then again, so is putting your whole family on a raft in the middle of the night. ~ Seth Meyers
Jeb Bush is facing criticism after it was just revealed that he checked off his race as "Hispanic" on a voter registration form back in 2009. When asked if he regrets it now, Bush said, "Si. ~ Fallon
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; queer; silliness; twilightzone
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04/10/2015 5:40:06 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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04/10/2015 5:40:54 AM PDT
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TADSLOS
(A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
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04/10/2015 5:41:12 AM PDT
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AppyPappy
(If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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04/10/2015 5:43:22 AM PDT
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FroggyTheGremlim
("Your apathy is their power." - Sarah Palin Jul 19, 2014)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!!
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04/10/2015 5:43:55 AM PDT
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Rummyfan
(Let us now try liberty)
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04/10/2015 5:44:25 AM PDT
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scott0347
(Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
To: Lucky9teen
A great Masters Weekend to All!
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04/10/2015 5:44:36 AM PDT
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Rummyfan
(Let us now try liberty)
To: Lucky9teen
Morning, Top Ten it seems!
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04/10/2015 5:45:32 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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04/10/2015 5:47:12 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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04/10/2015 5:47:57 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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04/10/2015 5:48:29 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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04/10/2015 5:51:18 AM PDT
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Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse OÂ’Leary)
To: Lucky9teen
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04/10/2015 5:57:26 AM PDT
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dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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04/10/2015 5:57:42 AM PDT
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SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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04/10/2015 5:57:53 AM PDT
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left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: ShadowAce
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04/10/2015 6:04:32 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: ShadowAce
I went to the “Y” yesterday. I got caught peeing in the pool. Damned Lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I almost fell in.
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04/10/2015 6:05:56 AM PDT
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Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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